#cosmo tips

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Cosmo sex tip #5489

Right before climax yell "Bingo Bongo" to celebrate a job well done

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Listen up, boys

If you don't slit your femoral artery and write "Prom?" on the walls in your own blood you don't have a chance with me sorry ✌🙅

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~when you’re in an ldr, sometimes being in person can be stressful!!! luckily we have some tips 4 u for how to make your time together xtra special~

cosmo tip #123: get very very close to your partner’s face. place your face directly onto their face. and blow a raspberry. just blow a raspberry. you won't believe how intimate it feels!!!

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Cosmo tip: RESPOOL THE LINE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

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Cute date idea

Take me to a graveyard! Dig my grave! I'll help!

[lgbtldr]

~when you’re in an ldr, sometimes being in person can be stressful!!! luckily we have some tips 4 u for how to make your time together xtra special~

cosmo tip #64: while your partner is lying down, crawl on top of them. place your hands gently on either side of their body. and then. shake your hair in their face. just shake it all in their face. (this works best if you have longer hair!! if you have a shaved head you can try rubbing your scalp on their nose, but i haven’t personally tried that. let me know how it works!!!)

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I manned the vegetable stall today and an actually rather good-looking if a little slimy man did this thing where he talked about something and called it beautiful, but looked me in the eyes and smiled while doing so. So, ladies, my takeaway from this is that if I want to be called beautiful, I need to dirty- and sweatily hoist vegetable crates around and give men fennel.