OKKK 13-Years-Old-Me-Wrote-This time ... I am free from #Cringe ... So we got Vanya aka Mr Big Muscles aka Speaks in Grunts aka Cliché Central robbing his way out of his shithole with his soul sister Eni (from the orphanage they grew up in together). They dont have any brains in the operation BTW they are dumb and dumber then it circles back to dumberer and dumbererer. Every robbery goes like -> they lie unconvincingly, it works=good, it doesn't work=he hits first she hits second -> they pat the guy down -> they flee ... They have a decent success rate though. OK then we have his estranged biological brother Dima (who got adopted when he was very little, and Vanya didn't because he was a troubled teen with a criminal record). Their mother put them up for adoption because their father was a drunk POS basically and she had to run away from him. So like. Vanya sends dirty money back home for his mother's treatment and Dima uses every single penny to buy hair dye & Chrome Hearts knockoffs on Temu. Their mother knows but her shit is terminal terminal so she doesn't really care, she just wants to really connect with her son before she passes. She does that thru his dream (becoming a pop singer in Japan.... YA. My gyaruo baby.) & ofc Vanya doesn't know. They are happy taking his money to kiki and eat matcha Pockys and vibe to Tommy february6 together ..... Vanya is afflicted with second generation immigrant + oldest sibling curse. YAY