Can I please get hcs for a female reader asking Lance for advice on how to confess her feelings to Allura bc I’m just a useless lesbian in love lmao thanks <33
The slyest, widest grin spreads across Lance’s face as soon as you ask
“Well, well, well. You’ve come to the right place. I happen to be the master of seduction.”
Gives you all his best pick-up lines
A L L
Buckle up and take notes, because man are you in for a RIDE
“Alright. And you gotta show off. Crack out your best moves. Just sweep her off her feet so hard her earrings fly off. Well, not really, but that’s what we’re going for.”
If Allura happens to overhear, she’ll just be a blushing mess
Probably won’t confront you about it and let you come to her with the pick-up lines she knows you’ve practiced over and over
“Hey Princess, King Alfor should have named you Princess All-ayesee because you’re All-ayesee… Quiznak, that was bad, can I start over?”
She giggles
Oh she’s laughing what do I do–
You take her hands gently and spin her around before dipping her. Lance chucks a rose from his hiding spot across the room and into your mouth (he ain’t a sharpshooter for nothing, you know)
You inhale. “Oh, lovely Princess of Altea, will you humour me this one starlit night so that I may gaze into your kaleidoscopic eyes and lose myself in their fathomless ocean trenches, ocean trenches I could only dream of explorin–Lance, this is a whole goddamn soliloquy!”
(Well you really shouldn’t have expected anything other than a soliloquy à la Romeo Montague when asking for dating advice from Lance)
You straighten up and remove the rose from your mouth. “Sorry about that, Princess. I shouldn’t have put you through that. Now I’ve made everything awkward. I’m sorry”
She slides a finger under your chin to guide your gaze to hers. “Well, I thought it was very cute.” She plants a kiss on your cheek
At this point, all you can see and feel and hear is Allura
“And if the offer still stands, I would love to humour you on this one starlit night.”










