#oceandi queues

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Spare: Wait, you don't hate me?

Gene: What? Of course I don't hate you, why do you think I would?

Spare: Because you should! Arceus created me to replace you because they believe that you will fail, and die, and place the world in danger and that you will need to be replaced. I was literally made because the creator of the universe decided that you suck. I am a living testament to how little faith Arceus has in you and how easily they think they can do better. I was literally made to be better than you and replace you! You should hate everything that I represent!

OUH,,,,,,,,, SPARE...... on the one hand middle schoolers are just Like That sometimes and on the other hand. after playing through Most of SV now I really hope that Penny and Arven's stories in particular help her sort out some existential dread and trauma 😭😭😭

[oceandiagonale]

Ig i'll shoot my shot lol for OC Sunday (?)

Just my Pokemon Violet AU with my oc Scarlet (on the far left), ignore the shadow person lol but ye Scarlet's my blorbo, Kalosian Blorbo who moved to Paldea and attends the Academy for a small change of pace in life :>

She's wholesome and has 3 defined moods of being on sugar rush, sugar crash and regular chill mood, although she is afraid of pyroars (specifically male pyroars, wink wonk) and doesn't like to talk 'bout her life back in Kalos... hm

(image id: character reference sheet on a purple background, captioned "Violet Buds." Penny, Nemona, Arven, and Scarlet are standing in that order, and there are bag references between Penny and the others. Penny and Nemona's outfits match canon, and Arven is wearing a gray long-sleeved shirt and gray pants with purple shoes. Scarlet has light tan skin and brown hair with black bangs and long black and red side bangs. She's wearing a purple sweater with yellow pullstrings and the Uva Academy logo, gray jeans, and black/purple shoes. She has a black bandana with a white stripe and red diamond in the middle around her neck. There's a shadowy copy (?) of Scarlet at the very end with red glowing eyes.)

OOOHHHH SOMEONE HAS TRAUMA WITH LYSANDREEEEEEEE OOOOOOO....... 👁️👁️

(gene🤝scarlet I hope she gets to deal with the trauma with these three who are also dealing with trauma. except like. nemona who's just probably got undiagnosed adhd hence the. chronic understimulation and focus on novelty. and same tbh JKFHDSJK)

ALSO

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in which kk finds their second pokémon(along with getting another outfit(which they forced archie to make because they want to look Cool tm))

it takes like three weeks for them to find their poochyena, who they end up naming Bucket. Bucket was stuck in a bucket on the side of the path, and as such was promptly picked up.

THEY'RE LITERALLY SO SO CUTE 😭😭😭

(image IDs: sketch page of K.K. in their new outfit, which consists of a blue short-sleeve croptop and blue shorts with red bands and Kyogre's patterns on the shoulders, pockets, and shirt front. KK is a kid with neutral-toned medium-brown skin, shoulder-length dark teal hair, bright, sparkly orange eyes, and gills. they're looking off into the distance where a pokemon is saying "Pooch!" Their Wingull is peeking out behind them and Archie's voice is calling "Kid, come back here--!" There's also a tiny nyah-face doodle of them.

In the second image they're happily hugging their new Poochyena while Archie stands to the side, looking defeated.)

FSDFKJ UNDERSTANDABLE TBH

meanwhile Gene I think would be neutral about them (pending getting to know them better)?? mainly because he's still like, "oh mew I am Not trained in pedagogy or emotional maintenance of kids outside of battle what if I make them sad??" 😂

though thinking of them being Archie's kid probably makes him like, very open to getting to know them because that's his friend!! from another world yeah but that's still pretty much his friend!! 🥺

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If I don't keep procrastinating then at some point I'm going to make a Minecraft cream skin. It fits them, I can imagine it I could probably do it but my procrastination is very strong so if I win the battle that will exist, cream in Minecraft breaking the game, they would use see through hacks and then lie about it despite having 50 diamonds, that is if they don't just use creative mode

Marnie: man I need diamonds

Cream: I have spare!

Minecraft chat: WIP_cream switched to creative mode

Cream: here you go!

Marnie: ...did you use creative mode?

Minecraft chat: WIP_cream switched to survival mode

Cream: ...no.

they play mined crafte the same way they operate in real life!!

also okay I know this isn't PURELY related to that but the video game nature of it reminds me of this thing

[oceandiagonale]

I don't think people mistake Lysandre as Zephyr's father.

Both of them are well-known enough to think so: Zephyr is known as the legendary hero who has averted catastrophes in various regions and Lysandre/Narcisso (in Paldea) is known as one of the new teachers of the Naranja/Uva academy.

so it's more like:

Student: Professor Narcisso is a friend of the legendary Zephyr :0?!

(Now that I think about it, it would be interesting how Gene would react to my redeemed Lysandre being a teacher.)

oh gene would think Mr. Narcisso should NOT be around children unsupervised, considering how he tried to explode a Town, and also when did he even have time to get his credential? and how did the nurse in that game fail her credential when lysandre got his, but on the other hand if Zephyr trusts him can he even be judgmental about their lysandre?? and --

OH THAT RULES THOUGH FKJHDSFKJHDS I know we've already joked about the "It's a smoothie" meme where people ask zephyr what they have (lysandre) but over time they've just become the reverse 😂😂😂

[oceandiagonale]

First off, Ahhh! My boy is so wonderfully perfect in your style! And you captured his personality so perfectly! I love it, he’s so intimidating but then he turns into a complete teddy bear that can and will probably talk your ear off about pokemon, battling (and battling Emmet), baking or cooking if given the chance. Probably has the subway safety manuals and stuff all memorized because he spends so much time in the battle subway.

He’d definitely sense the discomfort Gene feels about Yveltal would bake or cook him something, he’s aware that Yveltal wasn’t always as mellow and wants to make a good impression with others. He always looks out for anyone that needs help or he’s close to, when you make this big boi angry you’ll see why he’s Yveltal’s hero, his eye will turn blood red and you’ll definitely feel those murder vibes so you better book it (Big Bird is proud of him for being so scary).

After his stay with Xerneas he has a big appreciation for both parts, life and death, he holds them both on equally close to himself as he travels. He’s confident and a great conversationalist but get him off guard by talking about something he likes (or someone lol) and he becomes an excited mess of words and you may need to remind him to breathe.

YEAH...... I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR 🥺🥺🥺

man though his eyes turning red is so cool, it would totally scare off some of the more cowardly villains if they ever messed with him (rose, archie/maxie, most grunts/admins...) 🤔🤔🤔

I will say he Will have to get in line for that 😂

He might be able to fight the Lysandre from his own world to like, make it a preventative measure though -- just make sure he never does anything like that 🤔

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I've been on a shopping trip today and look what I had to get

This shit has like Yu-Gi-Oh four cards as one stuff, I had to get it for three reasons

1. I really like Pokémon cards the designs are pretty

2. I had the cash

And 3 I feel obligated to cream to buy their gfs merch because this - despite being called morpeko v union box set - is a Marnie card set, she's in it it counts and It is her signature Pokémon

I can imagine Marnie comes home often to see cream with variously acquired Marnie merch. She doesn't even need to tell them if she's got new merch deals because no matter when it's done without fail cream will have that merch first, it's unclear if they're just really good at getting first in lines or if cream literally just breaks reality like how they get pokeballs specifically to get their girlfriends merch first, they refuse to elaborate and their unown emoji parent refuses to snitch

(image: photo of the morpeko/marnie pokemon card box set.)

FKDSFKJSD honestly that's also why I'm going for marnie's alts in Pokemas these days -- just because of cream

joke's on her, cream isn't breaking reality the way she thinks they are -- they're just summoning so much gold that they can bribe all the product makers in the world, and word got around so now they just tell cream before anyone else FKHSDJKFH

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Vera and the gang moving to Paldea!! (+ some friends visiting)

AAAAA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THE COMPOSITION IS SO GOOD AND THE PERSPECTIVE IS SO DYNAMIC AND THE LITTLE PLANE IN THE BACKGROUND IS SO CUTE 😭😭😭