#offended noises

[noblest-roman-of-them-all]

"Offended Princey noises" has done irreparable damage to my brain and I know that because I wrote this

And all I could think was "offended Poison noises" and had to hold myself back from writing any variation thereupon.

[explodcor]

"Oi! My hair's soft as fuck!" Katsuki explained. "Ask Shouto!" His boyfriend pet his head enough times to know...

[honeygem]

[Childe's that one dude who thinks everyone has a crush on him]

Diluc: *looks at childe a little too long*

Childe: take a picture, it'll last longer.

Diluc:

Childe: Or is it perhaps you're too stunned to see me sitting next to you?

Diluc: no, I'm just stunned why you even look like that.

[shatouto]

shatou once again showing that she's literally just Anakin Skywalker

exCUSE ME HOW DARE YOU

you come into MY house you SLANDER me like this

[asras-archive]

What Kinda physical touch would absolutely just destroy you right now https://uquiz.com/quiz/n6wI2E?p=824659 someone..... toudchingg your hannd,,,

pride & prejudice ass motherfucker. yes, someone *holding* your hand would be ideal but if you brushed hands with a stranger on the subway at this point you'd probably die

[red-hood-redemption]

hc that timbo has a seafood allergy, solely bc I love imagining the CEO of Wayne Enterprises ordering a mac & cheese off the kids menu at a fancy ass restaurant

[aoiiryoku]

@stonecoated​

I am disowning you----

[dontcallmejoel]

@valkyrieonlinex you know if you wanted warm cowboy hugs, you could always hug the actual cowboy.