#offensivedave

[daveysback]

offensivedave replied to your post:

murder is not the answer.

what if i actually did something bad tho

[daveysback]

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help my bfflmao is going to kill me

[turntechgodtits]

offensivedave replied to your post:offensivedave replied to...

pets your hair. im sorry girlself. im still feeling pretty poopy but a little better than i have been.

its cool broself youre trying to stay frosty i just wish i could reunite with my true husbando of the greasy circle variety but my stomach wants to cockblock this saucy action

[turntechgodtits]

offensivedave replied to your post:offensivedave replied to your post:i dont care if...

!! are you okay :(

not really but i dont feel like im going to hurl so thats a plus... i think what about you broself

[turntechgodtits]

offensivedave replied to your post:i dont care if my stomach feels like theres...

dont do it.

too late i ate the whole slice i may or may not need to lay down in the bathroom

[catfriendly]

dave it's the opposite of amazing. 

[bonevirus]

offensivedave replied to your post: another selfie brought to you by the l...

you are a cute.

youre a cute

[catfriendly]

offensivedave replied to your post:being in a car with an eleven year old and talk...

*kidzbop voice* talk dirty to me.

OH MY GOD.