#office chronicles

[saggieballz]

you and i at the office christmas party last year... what a riot!!!

yes and to think now we're betrothed...life sure does move fast right honeymunch?

[squincess]

they can take so many things away from us but they will never stop me from thinking about lesbian sex on company time

[huddiewilliams]

left early in case there was traffic but then there was no traffic so I am 45 minutes early

[squincess]

having to idle my car for work to try to charge a battery but man it just makes me feel bad 😔 wdym i have to leave my car running and kill the earth or you’ll get fucking mad at me

[squincess]

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[squincess]

was sitting in the break room and one of the guys comes into the office and he's like "are you almost done... .we need your help" because apparently they were trying to get these bolts into one of the trucks but just. couldn't. their hands were too big to reach

so then i get to go out there in my cover shirt to protect my brightly colored clothes from the grease and i take my rings off and i stick my hands in there and i've got both of the troublesome bolts in within 3 min

and he goes "there's no WAY you just got those in that fast" better start believing bitch !! small hands are better for mechanic work u just said it urself

it annoys me for a lot of reasons that afab ppl are traditionally not included in that space, but i didn't really think about the fact that "our generally smaller hands are often better for spaces in the engine block" would be a valid argument for WHY it's STUPID

[squincess]

i think it's so fucking embarrassing to think it makes someone a good person to be a missionary. like yayy omg you're a colonizer? you must be so goodhearted <3

[squincess]

oh so i have an immutable quality that i cant see and cant fix but everyone else can see and dislikes me for it? cool cool yeah no thats awesome anndfine