#offline convos

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

fall: okay but was [the fish man from the shape of water] a top or a bottom?

simon: i saw his ass. if she's the bottom, she's losing.

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

edie, abruptly: lightning mcqueen sounds like a stripper name

fall, crying: I was thinking the exact same thing

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

edie: i have rabies

fall: cool! keep them to yourself.

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

fall: do you want the rest of this popcorn?

simon: nah. it's mostly just corn balls.

fall, staring down at the popcorn kernels: corn balls?

simon: yeah

fall, enraged: CORN BALLS???!

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

fall: look at my sexy killjoy font !

simon: you call that font sexy? it looks like the wiggles reunion tour

fall: aren't the killjoys just the wiggles reunion tour?

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

simon: do you think that a toe would have the same texture as a gusher?

fall: can you shut the fuck up?

simon: *dancing* crunchy insides

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

simon: why are you in a michael's?

fall: BECAUSE I'M A WHORE WHY DO YOU THINK

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

simon: imagine me just hanging from the window by my fat ass

fall: why did I just think of jimmy neutron?