Feb 25, 2025
Tony Stark: *speaking Italian*
Steve Rogers: I know, I know.
Clint Barton: You speak Italian?
Steve Rogers: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Tony speaks.
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Tony Stark: *speaking Italian*
Steve Rogers: I know, I know.
Clint Barton: You speak Italian?
Steve Rogers: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Tony speaks.
Man, sometimes I just remember growing up going to see MCU movies with my dad and watching the og6 grow into their hero roles and then form the Avengers team and I was just this little kid so hyped about it.
But ever since Endgame it just hits me like a truck sometimes. My childhood heroes are gone and I wish I had appreciated them more while I had them. Cuz man, do I miss them.
I enjoy MCU movies and heroes still, on occasion. But there's nothing like the og6. And there never will be.
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Tony Stark: Hey Director, did you get my report on the Tesseract?
Nick Fury: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
Tony: Good. Thanks, dad.
Tony: ...
Tony: Why is everyone staring at me?
Natasha Romanov: You just called Director Fury dad. You said, "Thanks, dad."
Tony: What? No I didn't, I say, "Thanks, man."
Fury: Do you see me as a father figure, Stark?
Tony: No, if anything I see you as a "bother" figure 'cause you're always bothering me.
Thor: Hey, show your father some respect.
Tony: I didn't call him dad!
Fury: No, no no no, Anthony. I take it as a compliment.
Steve Rogers: It's not a big deal. I called Peggy "mom" once, and she was my fiancée.
Tony: Guys, jump on that! Cap has psycho-sexual issues.
Clint Barton: Old news. But you calling Fury "daddy"---
Tony: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.
Justin Hammer (currently under arrest): But you did call him "dad", dude.
Tony: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Hammer: Alright, alright, I was lying about bankrolling Whiplash. But the dad thing, that happened.
Tony: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.
Fury: I believe you ---
Tony: Thank you.
Fury: --- son.
Tony: ...
Fury: Do you want to talk about it later, over a... game of catch?
Tony: I'd like that.