#oh amazon

[azraeldigabriel]

The what that took who now

[damnurmoodswings]

i bought a tool to change the strings on my guitar a while back and just received this email today. yall amazon aint real

[elucubrare]

Gladiators and whores, dancers and acrobats—the insatiable lust of an empress and the cruelty of the Circus. All this and much more swirl through the pages of The Latin Orgy, a key text of the decadent fiction, and the author, Félicien Champsaur’s, most successful work.

I know making fun of amazon descriptions is like shooting fish in a barrel, but what

[elucubrare]

what

WHAT

[doppleganger-rental]

Oh Amazon

[dr-dendritic-trees]

I had this feeling that I would not want to wait between finishing A Gathering of Shadows and starting A Conjuring of Light (which turned out to be correct), so I, for once in my life, got my act together and went to my nice local independent bookstore to order it (turns out I didn’t need to it was on the shelf), instead of suddenly having to rush around getting it from Indigo or Amazon because I was having a Book Crisis and couldn’t wait a second longer than I had to.

And in the time since I have owned A Conjuring of Light, Amazon has recommended it to me FOUR (4) separate times.

[bemused-writer]

I am slightly confused. If the chapter is coming out today in Japan and they’re doing same-day translations why is the release date the 29th on Amazon? D8

[icehot13]

oh my god you can make your ebooks into paperbacks on amazon now!!!! yes!!!!! i 100% just made the Triple B into a paperback, just so i can buy it and have it on my shelf <3 <3 <3

also i’m mostly done with the de-aging one!