#oh fukc

[cruxtruder-s]

Dirk really shouldn’t be here.

There’s a pounding from the expensive speaker system his bro bought that he can feel in his bones. He’s half out of his mind on cocaine. He may have indulged his brother too much and now he’s paying the price.

Almost as soon as they had done the lines in the bathroom, Dave ran off with some poor excuse about needing to “be a good host”. That was about 30 minutes ago. Now Dirk was trying to keep it cool while stumbling around a sea of people he will never remember the faces of, trying to find his brother.

[s-ccaam-era]

CHASE PETRA SONG ????!?!,!,!,

[elliebartlets]

you mean to tell me taylor swift released a song about her dead grandmother a few days after my grandmother died???

[build-stone]

H.HEROBRINE?????

[fandomdragon20]

Black Hat: I'm bored, let's blow this popsicle stand

Flug: we're on trial

Black Hat: and I want a club sandwich, sue me

[pyrruby-archive]

i think my friend just got me into TWICE

[starryeyesmasc]

only one kiss? oh angel i’ll cheer you on from any seat in the house, maybe an extra something for every goal that doesn’t make it past you

and i’ll fix your shoerack, if you can fix this itch i have to turn the tables and fuck you while i’m wearing your jersey.

yknow, masc to masc.

USHDHD HOLY FUCK I—

I’ve never been more motivated to save goals in my LIFE. maaaybe I’ll even make some super flashy saves, just for you (and that promise of an extra something).

Oh I’ll fix that itch, babe, don’t you worry. Then you can wear my jersey and have me any way you like <3 Maybe up against that shoe rack, let’s see how sturdy you made it.

and masc to masc, if you DON’T, I’m filing for divorce and taking the damn shoe rack with me 😤 (you can keep the jersey though—I’ll be nice)

[charleswaterloo]

Hell is my fucking phone settings they put that shit in klingon