#oh jerry

[lucy-moderatz]

[beaubambabey]

Finally hit episode 111 of The Magnus Archives

[moved-2-coyotemaximum]

Me: No, we’re not allowed to say that word (jizz), this is a WHOLESOME HOLIDAY.

@screaming-worm: OH REALLY? (gestures to this)

Jerry: SEX DAY IS A WHOLESOME HOLIDAY.

(Habby Valentine’s Day)

[telesilla]

Guys, the 70s were groovy and all, but did we really need this reboot where the President is a crook, Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown wants a satellite and people pay money to see Woody Allen movies?

(Okay, to be fair, I think it’s awesome about Jerry and the satellite. You, sir, were ahead of your time.)

[sonnyslimjim]

What would it be called? The Rise of The Jerrys'?

The plot was more like The jerries shunned me and a small defective jerry and made us find our own way back home to the faction w my name, like assholes, so it would be more like,“Two small dirty men survive in the cyberpunk equivalent of the countryside”

[chaotickihyunstan]

But on a happier comment, Jerry did the puppy eyes to Ezequiel lmao

[serenityeryx]

I do love Jerry very much, however. I want to hug him.

[moved-2-coyotemaximum]

Me, talking about SCP-106 (Radical Larry): He’s an alive decomposing man, specifically.

@screaming-worm: As one is.

Jerry: As one does.