Height: 5'7''
Virgin? No... >__>
Shoe Size: 9-10
Do you Smoke? No
Do you Drink? No
Do you take drugs? No
Age you get mistaken for: 18... hahah I remember getting mistaken for this age when I was in 5th grade...
Have Tattoos? I WISH.
Want any tattoos? Just little things like on my wrists or ankles... special things that I don't need to show everyone, y'know? Hmm.
Got any Piercings? Not even my ears, bro
Want any Piercings? NO
Best friend? Thomas and wife and sometimes Mary, too.
Relationship status: Wonk
Biggest turn ons: Kisses on the neck and ear nibbling... ><
Biggest turn offs: Slobbering. Being too rough? Hrm.
Favorite Movie: FIGHT CLUB. Howl's Moving Castle. Avengers. Thor. Sweet shit, I don't know, I have many.
I’ll love you if: you sing for me or cook for me. Doesn't matter if you're good at it or not. >__<
Someone you miss: thomas Y'know, sometimes I miss being total bros with Kalani. :|
Most traumatic experience: life 8th grade haHAH
A fact about your personality: i'M sO rAnDoMmMmMmM!1!!! (holy jesus fuck no I'm kidding) I'm somewhat outgoing and stuff but sometimes I just get so socially clammy that I just bleh all over the place and don't talk to people. Hmm.
What I hate most about myself: How I overthink social situations.
What I love most about myself: Everything! (at least, mostly everything)
What I want to be when I get older: A social worker!
My relationship with my sibling(s): We're cool... We fight occasionally but it never lasts for more than ten minutes.
My relationship with my parent(s): We're also cool... I mess up sometimes though to get them really mad at me. I'm closer to my mom, though. Humm.
My idea of a perfect date: We eat good food or we walk in the park or on the beach and then we watch movies and then they take me home or i take them home and we kiss each other good bye/good night, then we talk on the phone for hours into the night.
My biggest pet peeves: When people make more jokes than they need to and it's just awkward and you feel awkward for them. I tend to lash out at people for that...
A description of the girl/boy I like: Sideburns, shorter than me by about an inch, has very hard and calloused hands, hairy arms and slightly hairy chest and fucking hairy legs. His eyes never change and are always staring. He has a quiet voice but can be loud when he wants to be. He's really sweet and smart and he's a hardworker who does his best. He's very methodical and when you ask him a question he always answers fully. He tends to live for the moment and doesn't like planning for the future, but not in a self-destructive way. His past has made him better and he's a genuinely good person. Why he puts up with me I will never know.
A description of the person I dislike the most: Tall and skinny. Dark hair. I think he wears contacts now, but he used to wear glasses. He's very fashionable and handsome and pretty. Personality-wise, I can't say for sure. But from my perspective he's very judgemental, at least towards me and the entire world. He'd always somehow make me feel like an idiot and try to make me feel bad about myself (on purpose or it just comes to him automatically.) Whenever I talked to him I didn't know what to say for fear of being silently judged and made fun of in my head. He was my best friend for 9 years of my life. But he's changed, and why I put up with him for so long I will never know.
A reason I’ve lied to a friend: To not seem rude, of course! To not ruin their day!
What I hate the most about work/school: Being stressed about work and my future when I really don't need to be.
What my last text message says: I just want food and I need to pee. (from my friend Justin in Florida)
What words upset me the most: SWAG. (unless you say it like SWOG or SWUG or anything other than SWAG) I get mad when people say YOLO and really mean it and think they're cool for saying it. I'm beginning to hate the word FAIL, too. MEME. FISHSTICKS. RAPE. MOOSE AND ITS PLURAL MOOSE OR MEESE. UGH okay gosh darnit, all these words make me very upset. (what? this was supposed to be some sad hipster phrase about love and heartbreak? fuck no there are some words out there that fly me into a RAGE)
What words make me feel the best about myself: "You are amazing and I am always here for you. You are special to me and you can call/text me whenever you need someone to talk to." (I have amazing friends that tell me this and it just makes me feel so warm and happy.) "It's okay." When I get sad, Thomas tells me its okay. hurp
What I find attractive in women: Their legs. Their faces and their mannerisms.
What I find attractive in men: Facial hair?? (did anyone say thomas fetish) Sometimes their eyes, or their height. If they're really sweet or interesting, that gets me, too.
Where I would like to live: LONDON!!! VANCOUVER, BC!!!! That, or I'm just fine where I am.
One of my insecurities: My body sometimes, but I love it most of the time. Other times it's just the way I act and stuff... >___>
My childhood career choice: Psychologist of some sort, because I was that kid once upon a time. I also wanted to be an astronaut.
My favorite ice cream flavor: Something chocolatey in vanilla or cookie dough or something really chocolatey with chocolate chunks in it. MmmMMmMMmmm
Who wish I could be: A more perfect me. Or Tom Hiddleston.
Where I want to be right now: In his arms ~*~*~*~***~*~*~*
The last thing I ate: A chicken burger from Burger King. ><
Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: TOM HIDDLES or my thomas or bradley cooper or andrew garfield or tony stark or or or my head will explode because all these people came into my head at once
A random fact about anything: The average giraffe penis can be up to 4 feet when erect.