#oh sisterface...

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So sometimes I misread things.

What TV read:

Tom Mardirosian Victor Raider-Wexler

What I read:

Mesopotamian T-Rex Wrangler

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Me: If you write on your skin with a sharpie and later lick it does it taste different? Sisterface: ... a little. Sisterface: It tastes a little like ink Me: But it's non-toxic right? Sisterface: Unless you drink a lot of it, yeah. Me: What about through the hoo-hoo? Me: I swear i'm a writer. Sisterface: ... I wouldn't recommend drawing with sharpie on your vulva because the chemicals would irritate the skin Me: Girl in a band signing a dick. Sisterface: but if you draw on a dick and then it dries, it'll probably not hurt anything but it might stain a bit Me: Cool. Thanks ^_^

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I have made a video! Gaze upon the thing!

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I love my sisterface.

Me: Sooooooooooooo, inquiry Sisterface: Yes, one penis opens up to receive the other one. Me: I KNEW IT Me: Also, my Synthroid says I get four refills. When I get four refills and then I run out, then what?

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Me: Pffffft "North Korea uses a fax machine to send threats to South Korea" Sisterface: yeah

Me: I can so imagine there's one fax machine in an office in South Korea.

And it goes off, the whole office gathers round..

Me: Fax machine creaks, makes dial-up noises, sounds like a hemolytic walrus..

Me: Finally spits out one piece of paper

Sisterface:  ".... <It appears to be buttocks again, Sir.>"

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Me: It's like that comic. Y'know, "I used to jerk it to your mom's pictures all the time! That was too much info, huh." "I have licked your daughter's nipples."

Sisterface: Pffft.

Fezz: I can say that to your mom!

Sisterface: No!

Me: O.O I WANNA SAY THAT TO YOUR MOM.

SIsterface: NO! *dying of giggles*

Me: Please?

Sisterface: No!

Me: If my results come back from the doctor and I'm dying, can I do it then?

Sisterface: *laughing too hard to answer*

Me: Ah, let's face it, if I'm dying, Imma do the thing.

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Sisterface: but he's looking for his manic pixie dream girl, and she's about as manic pixie as they come

Me: where did that even -come- from

Me: The manic pixie dream girl thing

Sisterface: I dunno

Sisterface: the idea that some girl sweeps in and makes life suddenly worth living again?

Me: Huh. Okay XD

Sisterface: girls have it to, but it's called 'prince charming' rather than 'pixie dream girl'

Sisterface: scott pilgrim, looking for alaska..

Sisterface: it's everywhere

Me: Huh. I need someone looking for "weird potato"

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SISTERFACE. And perhaps Annu.. ... Annundriel? I think? ... LIBRARIANPANTS

My brain had an amusing and I wanted to share.

I was putting on Pride and Prejudice on Netflix because I leave it on when I'm asleep. I was going to the list of episodes trying to figure out where I left off. I was about halfway through episode two of the BBC episode, and decided to skip to episode 3, because, and I quote my brain,

"Nah, episode two is mostly Mr. Collins. He's such a turdbucket."

My brain, ladies.