#oh vodka

[thecommonsunderground]

Every once in a while I grab one or two 750ML bottles of vodka, a shot glass, sit down in my favorite chair, and say 'Fuck it, I need to black out tonight.' My spirit animal is 'Bitter old man'.

[cowboyhudsons]

Looked at the texts I sent to my cousin last night while he was at work and I don't remember texting him "I wish I had a penis" at 3 am..

[advanced-psychopath]

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[purseless]

I didn't text you, the vodka did.

[searchingfor-sanity]

Sami, Taylor, and I decided that unicorns fuck hippos to create rhinos. Bam.

[aboutthat4life]

Finishing my paper and then getting shit faced wasted. Sounds like a good night to me.

[hymnsuponyourlips]