#oh zak

[harrietsxdimples]

[dudebroghost]

🙄

Zak is lazy in bed and doesn’t do any work is what I heard. Tana even stated in reference to him he couldn’t find a G Spot with a map. I tend to believe it since his ego is so much cater to me I am a celebrity. foreplay is him listening to himself talk and then rewinding it.

[irresponsiblebabyscissors]

Ghost Adventures

Zak: *screaming and running in broad daylight as a little donkey happily trots behind him*

[lastweekon]

I feel like Zak Bagans is the real life Perd Hapley.

Opening voiceover: “The story of tonight’s episode of Ghost Adventures is that we are going to be talking about ghosts. And adventures.”

Interviews: Zak: “The controversy of this episode is that it’s controversial. Question number one is the first question I am going to ask. Are ghosts real?” Interviewee: “I’m not sure. But I know there’s something out there. Zak: "There you have it. I have just received confirmation, and that confirmation confirms that there is in fact something out there.”

Closing Voiceover: “The story of this episode is that it’s over. The controversy remains controversial. And for our viewers at home who may not know, ghosts are real.”

[stonetapetheory]

[peakesqueak]

im laughing so hard zak bagans just took a picture of this tv he just sat up and theres a plant in front of it and tweeted it and someone was like "what kind of bud are you growing?" and zak just answered "lol its a bamboo plant"

IM SLSGHEWF

[claycaduceus]

Ghost adventures would be scary if Zak Bagans weren't such and dink omg

[deanshooker67-blog]

I am not talking to air.

I AM NOT TALKING TO AIR.