#ohhimars

[ohmarscomeunastro]

Seriously,,, het men live on autopilot. They heard the mustache was gay, so they shaved. Now it’s in, so they backtrack. A rodent on youtube praises Blood Meridian, casually it’s their favourite book! Everyone was an atheist in 2015, now they say “tradcath born n raised”. They love making women insecure, but it merely illustrates their own mantras. Pick mes, pick me in the heart, pick me in the mind.

[ohmarscomeunastro]

This but with Varric

[ohmarscomeunastro]

Why is everyone into chocking and noncon when we could be into picking dandelion puffs and watching the seed dance in the wind instead

[ohmarscomeunastro]

If Look Outside came out in 2015, you would have tumblr users make fan-art of Pierre and Sam crying on the opposite side of the door of Apt.33 while Pierrot the Clown by Placebo is playing. 🎶 See you back tomorrow / for the next round […] as the bruises turn yellow 🎶 yeah yeah #mlm #emo

[ohmarscomeunastro]

Any time I stumble upon a thinkpiece painting bisexuals as smugglers of straight people into gay bars, unicorn hunters or chasers, I understand why every technically-bi man over the age of 40 identifies as gay or homosexual.

[ohmarscomeunastro]

So many videos going “this is how I would dress if I were a man” or whatever. You Can dress like that today! Dress like the guy you picture in your mind! It’s literally just clothes, you can do whatever you want for the fun of it. That’s the literally the point of living.

[ohmarscomeunastro]

You can make a post like “it’s pouring outside” and someone will comment “and of course the girl who stole my umbrella at work is bisexual 🥴”. Do not begin to piss me off

[ohmarscomeunastro]

Person with the personality of an overgrown fly claims bisexual people are bi ‘for attention’.