#oilposting

[crunkmouse]

H.W. flying after the gas blowout

[oil-offical]

*appears in a title wave of geese*

HELLO!!!!

Would you PLEASE be so kind as to join the ex-angelic-immortal-nuclear-geese army????

*doesn’t wait for an answer and throws a goose feather shaped whistle at you*

*you get turned into a goose*

- @hell-offical

HONK.

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Barrel of Oiled Catachan Jungle Fighters please, I need to send them after the other barely dressed oiled people.

In order to witness the slick, coconut-scented spectacle that is Catachan v Custodes 2020, you need to perform a profane ritual that involves sending Bruva Alfabusa a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s abs and dousing yourself in baby oil while standing in front of a backlit mirror at sunrise.

[cranb3rrry]

Someday, I’ll be so covered in oil, ☺️

[oil-offical]

People do a lot of fracking to get you?

Oh, I'm sure of it.

Look at all these fracks!

[oil-offical]

OIL OFFICAL !

About the character(?)

Gambling addiction

Awful humor

Shelf-stable

Yellow

It/glug/oil(name as prn)

Just a bottle of oil for now, because the owner of this account does not have custody of Oil's faceclaim.

About the owner!

@ship-shore-faggots is my main

I go by a lot of names, but Cyrillo is by far my favorite one. People who know me IRL may know me as Ash and that's fine too, but I'd prefer Cyrillo online.

I am 18 years old

He/it/xe prns, gay as shit, is the gay shit, and likes the shit(media) xey consume to be gay.

I don't have any restrictions on ages following me, asking stuff for Oil, or anything of the sorts on here or my main. I do ask that those under 14 and over 30 do not try to befriend me, as I am an adult for the former(and while I am not a creepy person, it's still general rule of thumb that I shouldn't be someone to rely on when on the internet, please put that trust elsewhere), and for the latter I'm just uninterested in being friends with someone 12 years older than me unless it's in-person, something which won't be happening here.

Also, feel free to ask about me as well! Just specify.

The nitty-gritty shit about this blog!(under the cut)

This blog is safe place for interaction from anyone other than the bigots, fascists, and sex offenders of the world. Bigots is somewhat broad, also including TERFs, transmeds, and anyone blatantly outspoken against being anti-anything such as endos and whatnot, but that last one is just because I hate discourse to be brought here(though my main and a sideblog of mine may be occasionally discourse-filled) and because I refuse to take any stances on such matters here other than "this is a gimmick blog, I don't fucking care." I wouldn't necessarily call you a bigot if you fall under the discourse thing, like I said I partake in it myself, but I want it kept away from this blog in particular and a lot of outspoken people that are against the silly internet shit have a lot of bigot phrases in their repertoires, so I'm gonna lump you(if that is you) in on that for sake of simplicity.

If you aren't sure if you're welcome here.. well, if you aren't any of the things I listed, you are welcome here. Even if you're problematic in some internet term or another, again, this is a gimmick blog. I'm not gonna restrict you from interacting with a gimmick blog. I may agree with you, I may not. But because of the nature of this blog, I will not stop anyone from interacting unless they fall under the above categories.

It is very unlikely that I will reblog anything political on this blog, including fundraisers for Palestine. As I've been hinting at, I want to keep oil-offical a place for me to be silly. As a left-wing(not liberal) individual in a university that is very openly left-leaning, and as someone who indulges in such matters on other places online, on other blogs of mine, and more, I don't have much time to be.. silly. I'm faced consistently with the stress of schoolwork, and with the reality of my life, and the lives of those around me that have been impacted more or less by what goes on in America. Not only that, but with fundraisers in particular, I can never truly trust any of them, even the ones that are vetted, because of the sheer extent of scams that I have seen on this app. Anything political I see on other offical blogs will be reblogged to my main, but I will keep this space as clean from it as I can.

^ The only exception I have for the above is if I am taking emergency commissions for whatever reason. While not political in nature, I am still just a college student trying to get by, with a minimum wage job. Maybe shit will pop up, and I will be sharing that here. But other than that, clean, silly space.

The tags!

Officalverse - general tag, used every time

Oilposting - posts made by me for Oil

Oil-reblogs - reblogs for Oil

Oil-asks - asks for Oil

- Cyrillo - anything that is just.. me talking. For whatever reason. Whether it be an ask for me, a post I make, whatever.

I will also trigger tag as needed for the general tags(epilepsy, gore, NSFW/suggestive, anything like that). It's unlikely it will pop up but I will try to keep my blog friendly either way.