YOU my nightmare.
@jinkohamilton
Do you remember me? I, a person who has never done a proper story voluntarily tried to write a fic a year ago. Not any random fic but a gay fic. Both male. It was hell. If there is a language that has several words for “he”, hit me up. No, not he/him but a synonym for he, a synonym for him, a synonym for his……… I typed that shit on my 4 inch phone. I think it took 5 hours in the middle of the night until sunrise. To keep track of who is who I decided to change pronouns. Everything stayed the same. It’s just a word. Not even. A letter. an S before he. You read it, saw “she” and stopped. I haven’t ever seen a genderswitching fic here on tumblr so I guess they’re all on ao3(?) and stuff. In celebration to that boring episode today and because I should do a lot of things right now, I’ll translate the story. I still hate having both people be he/him/his and I’m not skilled enough to show who is who. Another idea. Magnus, Alec.
Let’s go. This is gonna be bad. Really bad.
Okay. I’ll rewrite a lot. It was actually a good decision not to read this. Your luck.
As soon as they close the door Magnus tries to start a drama. Alec has been touching his hands and thigh and feet and legs and between alllll the time!! (It’s NOT cool to leave a meeting, especially if two people leave at the same time, especially if you know they don’t have to go. That they’ll be having some funn.) Alec leans against the wall and rolls his eyes. His personal drama king likes to rant and he was so nice to give him a reason to.
But Alec also wants to end what he has begun. He takes a step towards Magnus, who doesn’t even notice in his rant. He lays a finger on his lips* and he looks into his eyes. There is a smirk on Alec’s face and Magnus LIKES this kind of smirk. He tries to rip off Alec’s jacket (a snap and everything’s repaired so why not have some fun?) but he holds his hands. Magnus is confused. Fun or not fun??
Alec declares his idea: “We will remove everything slooowly.” Magnus opens his mouth - and earns a kiss. Alec has to force himself back. This time he wants to have fun in pre-fun. It’s nice that Magnus can beam away their clothes but this time he wants to act as if they were reguar humans. He takes Magnus hands again and starts to remove a ring. Magnus pulls back. “NO! This will take forever!! You had your fun at the meeting. How long will you torture me?”
“As long as it takes, Mag. You can start with my clothes - but no ripping.” Another pout. Alec continues with a smile. “You know, I’m tired after this meeting. I would be fine if-” “NONONONONO!!!!! You can’t leave me like this, Alec!!” He has a hard time not to burst into laughter. “Soo sleeping or slowly not-sleeping, drama King?” “Not-sleeping. I highly disapprove of this!”
Alec donates a short kiss to support his little Warlock which does not work too well. Little Warlock wants MORE. “Magnus. This is half the fun if we stay dressed. So will you argue or will you undress me?” Alec reaches for Magnus’s neck to undo the necklace. What kind of lock is this?? “Ugh, these are warlock necklaces. Magic. I need magic to open them. May I?” He feels the sarcasm. “…How many magic pieces are you wearing?” “It was a Clave meeting and I’m the High War-” “Be honest.” “Two of five are magic.” “Open them.“ He holds up his palm.
A snap and he is holding a chain and three bracelets. “Magnus. You said three.” “I like it when you come that near. Now open the fifth.” Alec reaches for the last necklace and earns a little bite into his ear… No. He has to stay patient. Magnus may NOT win this. His lips brush his jawline as he puts the chains away. “Your neck feels better now, huh? They must have weight a ton all over that meeting.” “…Yeah. It would feel better if you kissed it.”
Alec grins and does as requested. He takes Magnus’s hands for a third time and removes every single ring on its own and pauses. “What are you doing? ‘Undress’ me finally!” “I will keep your wedding rings. I like them. They remind me of the day that you chose me. The day we became one.” Magnus’s eyes quadruple. He pushes him to the wall for a very needed passionate kiss. Two pictures fall to the floor but noone cares.
[all that cupping face in hand and stroking over perfect abs-stuff. you know that. everytime the same.]
After some minutes Magnus moves his hands from Alec’s jaw over his delicate neck under his coat and shoves it off while still clogging their lips. He does not want to let his husband go now that he has him here! Alec agrees and takes off Magnus’s coats and vest.
Only Magnus ear studs are left. “Would you, please? I don’t know how to handle those… tiny… thingies.” “You know we could make a piercing appointment… after this.” “Do you want to discuss my view on unnecessary stabbing NOW?” Snap, ear studs are gone. Alec wonders if they’re in one of his jewellery boxes here or in his apartment. After all they’re pretty and fit him nicely. They support the glow in his eyes.
“Hey, where are you, honey? This is were the action is - supposedly. If we finally start.” “Oh, so what was all this?” “You teased me all day. This was less than nothing.” Alec’s eyes glow in fury. This was supposed to be a great idea. Not a topic for a fight. He starts to open his shirt and belt buckle but Magnus is faster, opening Alec’s shirt and both belts. Their pants fall to the floor and Alec moans.
“Am I too hot for you? After all this time?” “Always, my love, but I just hate belts, actually. You know what. Fuck it” “Fuck ME, please!?” “Yeah, could you remove the remaining things? It’s gonna take too long to unlace the shoes and all that stepping out of trousers and undies…” “Are you kidd-” snap. A very harsh hand grabs for his husband and throws him onto the bed.
Still bad actually. I hate writing.
*was this before or after that legendary scene? you answered on 20 . 09 . 16 Can’t find my reblog.
