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[dsntstpbngmagic]

For the d&d asks: 5, 7, and 11 please!

5) What is your best dice set? ooo probably the pink sparkly dice set I got from critical treasures at MCM October last year? It’s gorgeous and gives me good rolls!

7) Do you have an unlucky die?No, not really! If I get consistently bad rolls, I put my dice in the freezer or leave them overnight in water to teach them how to behave properly, and they don’t give me trouble for a while after that!

11) Have you ever rolled a natural 1? What happened?OKAY SO. One of our party was turning into stone because of some family curse. I did a medicine check in an attempt to help him, and rolled a natural one. So my goddamn CLERIC thought that this whole ‘turning into stone’ thing was a completely normal part of dwarven development, and he was essentially going through puberty. He lived, but I was absolutely no help. 

[dsntstpbngmagic]

You are such a fucking [hot potato]

Send me an ask that finishes this sentence:

You are such a fucking ______.

Thanks papa! I am truly a potato

[dsntstpbngmagic]

D&d ask meme: 1, 7, 9

Dungeons and Dragons Asks

1. What was the first race you ever played as? The first character I ever created was a half-elf BUT the first character I played was a halfling! My little trash bard baby.

7. When was the last time you played d&d? My birthday! As it hit midnight and I turned 20 we were rolling for the final boss fight :0 The last tame I played tabletop RPG was June 2nd 'cause I GM a game of monster of the week!

9. What is the funniest thing anyone has ever said in a d&d session you’ve played in? possibly either 'I can't believe the bitch is monster-racist' (Monster of the Week), OR when my flatmate crit successed fainting into a handsome police officer's arms.

[ixcaliber]

13, 16

13. Life Goals

haha holy shit i have no idea what i’m doing from day to day lets not even pretend i have a life goal i’m working towards more complex than ‘survive’ or ‘be happy’

in an ideal world ‘be a published author’ would be in there but i haven’t written anything in almost a year rip

16. Favourite Movie

either Shaun of the Dead which i saw at the cinema like… my brain is telling me nine times but wow that’s a lot of times surely it can’t have been that many or alternately Shawshank Redemption which is just a damn near perfect movie

[godsbyanyothername]

@old-manrupee Oh my gosh no that's too nice ♥covers face, is an embarrassment♥ I'll probably just make a small donate post today with the url to our PayPal.me and put it up, but if you wanna signal boost that would be great. Love love 💕

[godsbyanyothername]

@old-manrupee IT'S SO GOOD... I'm so glad Small Town Where Nothing Is As It Seems has become the trademark of this part of the country. It's honestly very accurate to all the areas we've ever lived in hahah

[godsbyanyothername]

@ Todd your blog is great and we're glad you don't remake every 6 months like a lot of people do

[godsbyanyothername]

Oh, fuck... It's the 25th of May. Snuck right up on me this year.