#oldtimeydildomachine

[chaora]

Do you still have that old Baphomet drawing you did? I tried searching for it and couldn't find it.

I gotchu:

Man Blood!

Baphomet is pretty chill and totally my aesthetic. ~~~ Support me by buying me a coffee! ♥

[dangerousbride]

Speaking of weird food things every time i try to tell people about mayo on rice i get tens of thousands of lord-farquaad-white replies but it's a Puerto Rican thing and if ppl would just try it they would understand 😔 😔 😔

WHAT I LOVE RICE WITH MAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OR WITH KETCHUP, depends on the mood :-9 

[pridefulsuggestion]

I hope I’m toxin in your veins. I hope you can never look back happily on those important years. I hope you can never again form a bond with anyone who shares my name, I hope the sound of it makes your stomach churn in shame, bile rising in your throat. 

[pompouspersephone]

oldtimeydildomachine replied to your post “@oldtimeydildomachine http://www.tarotschool.com/Calculator.html”

Judgment and High Priestess. THIS SHITS FAKE

But it makes sense of your Capricorn ass. 

[vashito]

I, too, will marry every single Gerudo.

every Gerudo: Sav’aaq!Me:  I’ll be your voe!!!!

[chaora]

miss claudia i missed the horny talk of last night but i'm gonna chip in and say that we are the exact same flavor of horny and so the thirst posts make me laugh because your posts are basically the exact thoughts that go through my mind, it's like you're ghost-writing for me lmfao

You did! You missed the thirst! Oh? 👀 Same tastes! That cuts the need to make your own posts in half. How effective is that~ Economize. Glad my clown ass can be of amusement 😌

[chaora]

oldtimeydildomachine replied to your post “I don't even have to say who would be my fave in The Owl House if I...”

the gmilf character right

[dangerousbride]

Why not just post the full thing on twitter? afaik they have no issue with adult art

because tumblr didn’t have any issues with adult art either yet here we are