(Takes place in my rewrite universe in the epilogue after the TYBW)
TW: Mentions sex, sexual behaviour, alcohol, pegging
Shunsui: Smash
Good drinking buddies, plus she just thinks Shunsui is hot.
Nanao: Smash
Hot, but in a librarian sorta way, y’know?
Soi Fon: Smash
Rangiku lowkey likes girls that could beat her up.
Omeada: Pass
Still isn’t very attracted to him, even when drunk.
Rose: Pass
Would otherwise smash, but Rangiku has a suspicion that Rose is into men.
Izuru: Smash
Would dominate that depressed lad.
Unohana: Smash
(See Soifon)
Isane: Smash
Less for sex, more for the cuddles afterwards.
Shinji: Smash
A fun time that may or may not involve him getting pegged.
Momo: Pass
Would otherwise smash, but she knows that Toshiro has his eye on her, so she’ll help her Captain out.
Byakuya: Smash
Just thinks he’s hot.
Renji: Smash
Also hot, but in a gross musty sense.
Iba: Smash
Not out of any passion, mostly just for plain and simple sex.
Rindo: Pass
Sees Rindo as too innocent.
Lisa: Smash
(See Soi Fon and Unohana, but also Lisa’s massive hentai collection is also probably a turn on)
Yayahara: Smash
If only for engaging more with the Gyaru culture Yuyu is adopting.
Shuhei: Smash
Almost said pass just to grind his gears, but in all honesty, she does find him attractive.
Mashiro: Smash
Would absolutely not outlast her in bed, but Rangiku is willing to try.
Toshiro: PASS
Not only does Rangiku respect him too much as a Captain, she also sees him as a little brother.
Zaraki: Smash
Kinda similar to Renji, but somehow grosser and a little more violent.
Ikkaku: Smash
Zaraki Lite (Much to Ikkaku’s chagrin)
Yumachika: Pass
(See Rose)
Mayuri: Pass
Even if she did find him attractive, he’d probably be more likely to dissect her.
Akon: Smash
She has always thought that his little horns would make for funky love handles. After hearing this, Akon made a mission to significantly reduce the amount of alcohol Rangiku consumes.
Rukia: Smash
Wouldn’t have said so back in the War, but Rukia’s grown out hair has changed things.
How I feel about this character: Precious cinnamon roll trying her best to help everyone despite the limitations Tite Kubo put her under.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: Rukia, Ichigo, Tatsuki, Riruka, Chad, and Ulquiorra.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Uryuu
My unpopular opinion about this character: Some of her food combos actually sounded good to me when I was younger and her tastebuds are valid, please don’t @ me.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: Orihime was horribly underestimated and undervalued in canon. She had a momentum of growth going and was brought back down for the plot, multiple times. She had real potential to be a more proactive and powerful character (which was what she vowed in multiple arcs to be but nbd). There’s so much stuff I wished for her.
Hitsugaya:
How I feel about this character: His dynamic with Rangiku is amazing and I would absolutely tuck this boy in for a nap. 10/10 little brother potential.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: Karin and Momo.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: RANGIKU
My unpopular opinion about this character: If it weren’t for Momo and Rangiku, I don’t think I would’ve really cared about him as a character.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: To see Hitsugaya and Momo having an earnest talk after after Fake Karakura Town. Gimmie that angst and emotional comfort.
Omaeda:
How I feel about this character: When people in the rukongai eat the rich, I think he should only be beat up, because he really took the entire 2nd Division and gave EVERYONE luxury.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: Hanataro (i’m not joking, this a crack ship of mine).
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Redistribution of wealth
My unpopular opinion about this character: He wasn’t that great of a comedy relief because that’s all his character was meant to be and it shows.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: He had been competent enough to even be a lieutenant lmao. Name one enemy he defeated without his captain. I’ll wait. (jk we all know)