For the shipping thing I initially wanted to ask Michadreel, but then Michael/Dick Roman struck me and now I want to see your answers to that!!!!! :DD
*screams internally* What are you doing to me?! Gladly! Lets do human AU with businessman Dick and his bodyguard Michael ;)
Who would be the big spoon?
They are not cuddling. No sir. But it doesn’t change that almost every morning Michael has to try hard to free himself out of Dick’s surprisingly strong hold.
Michael. But it doesn’t mean he gets to get up first.
Do they have nicknames for each other?
Michael usually calls Dick Richard. It’s a nickname because nobody else does. Dick might call Michael ‘sweet thing’ once in a while.
What happened when they met each other’s parents?
Let’s change it to meeting family)) I think both would like to keep their relationship to themselves but if it comes to it…
Michael’s family: a lot of dick jokes from Luce and Gabe. Like too much even for Dick. Who cares, this guy’s gonna be a president? He has a penis joke for a name!
Dick’s family: oh, thank god not that bitch Eve!
How do they apologize after an argument?
None of them can say sorry to another, because both are stubborn sure of their own So, it has to be small gestures, like Michael fixing Dick’s tie with flat expression on his face or Dick putting his hand between Michael’s shoulder blades nonchalantly. But we all know where it leads, don’t we? Dick bending Michael over his desk. (Wanna hear more? *wink wink*)
What would they be like as parents?
I think they would be strict and have big expectations, but both would be supportive and motivating, like ‘do whatever you want, as long as you do it well. But I doubt they’ll have kids.
Social Darvinist or his his bodyguard? Equally. Date on the shooting range is quite sweet, you know.
What sort of gifts do they get for each other?
Very simple ones. Dick is very pleased when he finds a modest bouquet of blue flowers on his desk. He wonders if Michael knows it designates loyalty.
Who gets jealous easiest?
Out of these two - totally Michael. I think Michael would be rather insecure. All those pretty journalists taking intervew and Dick being oh so charming and smiling at them. And his seductive “Please… Dick”. Michael will be calling Dick Mister Roman for the rest of the day after those.
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?
Michael much more than Dick, because he usually spends holidays with his family, while Dick is scaring people on some charity ball.
Who is the most adventurous?
Dick, he has to take risks at least once a day. Michael risks his hide every day, because someone has made a lot of enemies. But if we are talking about different kind of adventurous… hmm, let me think. Dick is, but he is very good at convincing Michael to go along ^_^
Who is the most protective?
Dick. Yeah, Michael can and will take few bullets for him, but he knows that everything else Dick can handle just fine. For his part, Dick can’t stand Michael’s good christian’s ‘turn the other cheek’ and all that. He wishes Michael would stand up for himself more often, but he doesn’t mind do it for him. Or maybe he just likes to hurt people, especially when he has a perfect excuse. Who knows those Dicks? XD
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
Both would be very serious kids, doing their best to not disappoint their dads. They become friend when Michael asks to help him with math. Dick is surprised that Michael is much smarter than he seems, he just thinks differently. He would enjoy to praise Michael, because every time he does the other blushes a lot.
*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*
Animals creepy and oh so dirty))) More for canon them, but anyway-
~Baby, I’m preying on you tonight~
I don’t know why but Hell yeah!
