#omarnorthtower

[relatablepicturesofwhisboi]

GAME THEORY: Whisper switches to contacts by 2040??

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEORY

A GAME THEORY

THANKS FOR WATCHING

[text-posts-that-never-happened]

What can I say except this is just the Tumblr equivalent of r/thathappened

im not a virgin so i don’t go on reddit thanks

[nataliaalianxvna]

Peter Parker pecks a pack of perfect puppies. A pack of perfect puppies, Peter Parker pets. Peter Parker pets a pack of perfect puppies. Where's the pack of perfect puppies Peter Parker pet?

in his arms cause peter parker would 100% steal the puppies and take them home to cuddle

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Amy: “I will now show you your fortune.”

Infinite: “Cool, I guess.”

Amy: “Why is every card death, what the fuck, I don’t even have that many death cards.”

[incorrectquotesdatabase]

Person A: I’M GONNA FINALLY REVEAL MY FETISH… Person A: It’s love. Person B: Person A, you’re into piss and we all know it. Person C: Person A - Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius, Scorpio, Gemini, Sagittarius. Person C: Person B - Aries, Leo, Taurus, Capricorn, Virgo, Libra Person B: They’re a Scorpio and I’m a Capricorn, so I fully sign off on this judgement. Person A: I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT, GOD DAMN IT! Person D: Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Heavy Magician: “Would you like to see a magic trick?”

Tails, enthusiastically: “No!”

[incorrectsonicquotes]

The source for the "I tried to make curry" one is Tumblr, last time I checked (which is a minute or so ago as of sending this ask)

thanks my breth

[incorrectquotesdatabase]

Everyone: Say it again! Who’s a man among men? Who’s a super success? Don’t you know? Can’t you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on! There’s just one guy in town who’s got all of it down… Person A: And his name’s P-E-R… S… I believe there’s another S… It just occurred to me that I’m illiterate and I’ve never actually had to spell it out loud before… Everyone: PERSON B!