#omeglechats

[hannahvshumanity]

I haven't seen him in my dreams yet by the by…

[heinrode]

A nice but quick omegle chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are you

Stranger: good, hbu?

You: good. Whatcha on omegle for?

Stranger: idk i’m

Stranger: bored

You: same

You: whatch any anime?

Stranger: yeah actually

You: oooh which

Stranger: sailor moon

You: a classic. nice

Stranger: what do you watch?

You: other than sailor moon, i watch dbz, naruto, bnha, aot, and basically anything else thats interesting

Stranger: neat

You: rightio

Stranger: if you don’t mind me asking, m,f, or other?

You: I am other

Stranger: oh what’s your pronoun?

You: all of them actually

Stranger: oh cool

You: are you on here looking for booty calls mate?

Stranger: i mean idk, maybe

You: well if you are you are not gonna find one here

You: im asexual

Stranger: oh neato

Stranger: i’m bisexual actually

You: awesome. I'm panromantic

Stranger: oh cool

You: yee

Stranger: skeet

You: leet

Stranger: yote

You: biote

Stranger: lol

You: ROFL falafle.

Stranger: uwu

You: U-U

Stranger: owO

You: O-o

Stranger: nwn

You: u-U

Stranger: -_-

You: _-_

Stranger: lol

You: haha

Stranger: so you watch any youtubers?

You: all of the interesting ones

You: that dont start drama

You: like certaint ones

Stranger: ooo like who?

You: king of random, all of the anitubers, daily dose of internet, and a few gamers here and there

You: then its the random asortment of wierd

You: and voice actors are fun

Stranger: oh cool, what gamers do you like?

You: Smi77y, mark and jack i guess, miniladd, and some trolltubers

Stranger: oh nice, mark and jack are my favs

You: awesome

Stranger has disconnected.

I mean, you could have said goodbye...

[aceternet]

Support Handicapped Pokemon!

The way this guy just disconnected made me sad. I think people should be more supportive and less insensitive to Pokemon with physical deformities.

Does this Sceptile not look badass even with that missing leg? And just look at the moveset he has and the level he is on.

BTW, this gimmick seems like a fun thing to do on a regular basis. No disrespect to anybody who is taking this wrongly. I am not making fun of handicapped people.

[aceternet]

Can I Be Mario?

I still cant believe she refused a chance to have a roleplay with one of these three guys. They're bigger celebrities than One Direction, and I'm not kidding.

[mossyred-blog]

Sometimes You Hit Gold

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: come with mw

Stranger: me*

You: Where are we going?

Stranger: ito a safe place

Stranger: to*

You: Away from the zombies?

Stranger: yes, they're everywhere

You: How do I know you're not a zombie?

Stranger: you have to believe me man, we're the last two left

Stranger: my friend...they...they got him

You: No way, man! I just Richardson last week. He was alright! We got separated, though. I'm not sure if he's olay

You: Oh, man

You: Is he...?

Stranger: yes, I had to pull the trigger.....

You: Fuck

You: Fuck this whole thing

You: I hate zombies, man

Stranger: you're all I got

You: I don't know if I can trust you yet. My shotgun's all I got.

Stranger: we have to leave, Zombies are going to surround us

You: No! Richardson said he'd meet me here.. I can't leave

You: I won't leave him!

Stranger: Richardson is with them now! We have to leave!

You: I don't believe you! I know Richie! He'll pull through. He always does...

You: Doesn't he...

Stranger: you dont understand!

Stranger: I met Richardson!

You: ...

You: No...

Stranger: we both tried to escape

Stranger: I tried the best i could man

You: No...

You: No

Stranger: he told me you'd be here

You: Richie, not Richie man. He gave the toast at my wedding

You: Not Richie...

Stranger: all he would talk about is meeting up with you

You: Damn you zombies! Fuck you all!!!!

Stranger: i'm....sorry..

Stranger: he told me to give this to you

You: *breaks down*

You: ...wjat?

Stranger: [hands you a letter]

You: He...wrote this?

Stranger: yes, the day before we were ambushed by them

You: Richie, you sonofabitch...Fine, I believe you

You: Where are we going? You better be straight with me!

Stranger: about 30 miles north there's a base, it has weapons, ammo, food, shelter, everything

You: 30 miles... You meant Fort Knoxworth?

Stranger: yes, Fort Knoxworth

You: I...don't know what to tell you man.

Stranger: what do you mean?

Stranger: Tell me goddammit

Stranger: !

You: Last I heard, and it's just rumors, that place got overrun last week.

Stranger: Noooo!!!!!

You: Wait, man, I'm not too sure.

Stranger: what do you think we should do?

You: See, I heard from this woman as she was dying. She got an infection on her leg.

You: Maybe she was delirious or something

You: I don't know, man. Should we still go? We don't got much time

Stranger: we have no other option

You: You're right...God, I hope you're right

Stranger: I hope i'm right too... God cant help us now

You: Man, I was never much of a believer, but seeing this? This whole zombie infested Shetland?

You: I gotta imagine there's someone out there, and he hates the fuck out of us

Stranger: we have to kill the queen zombie, but where the fuck could she be?

You: If you we're a queen zombie, where would You be?

Stranger: hmmmmm....

You: I'm thinking the zombie mecca. Where it all started.

Stranger: by George I think you're on to something!

You: See, these...creatures, they started popping in from the east, right? Like some

You: Fucked up manifest destiny dsp

You: Spreading west

You: And what is the greatest city of them all? The one place where it has the industry and fucked in the head scientists to engineer this kind of bullshit under some humanitarian pretense?

Stranger: You are a genius! We have to go there!

Stranger: before..., OHH SHIT ZOMBIES!!!!

You: Fuck, nooooo

Stranger: LET'S GOO!!!

You: Shit, run

You: Oh, dammit! Fuckkk

You: It's got my leg

Stranger: NOOO!!!!!

You: Help me, man! Shit!

Stranger: [shoots zombie]

You: Fuck, I'm trying to kick him off

You: Ah

Stranger: you okay man?

You: Damn

You: That was...too close

You: Yeah, he...almost got me.

Stranger: did it bite you?

You: No

You: No he didn

You: Didn't

You: I swear he didn't

You: He didn't, man

Stranger: jesus

You: Fuck

Stranger: I...don't know man

Stranger: let me see your leg

You: He didn't, okay?! Why you gotta keep asking?

You: Let it go.

Stranger: I can't, just one quick look man

You: Stay away from me! (pulls out shotgun)

Stranger: my god.....

You: DON'T GET CLOSE

Stranger: woah! take it easy man im on your sid

Stranger: side*

You: No, you're not! First Richie, now this shit? I'm not turning into a zombie, man!

You: I'm not!

Stranger: alright, alright man I believe you! i'm sorry this whole zombie shit has me paranoid

You: GODDAMIT. But...he did get me, see. Right here (reveals infected bite)

You: And you know what, man?

Stranger: NOOOO!!!

You: I-I promised myself I woiu'd

Stranger: [pulls out shotgun]

Stranger: you'd what?

You: Wouldn't...I would never live to become one of those...

You: (aims shotgun at himself)

Stranger: we'll find a cure

Stranger: don't!

Stranger: you'll survive man, c'mon we'll figure it out!!

You: I-I'm sorry. I know I'm all you got. Listen, man. The queen is in New York. You can make it there if you follow the coastline.

You: I'm already gone. I-f you see my wife...

You: Tell her...

Stranger: *breaks down* we can both make it

You: Tell her...

Stranger: tel her what?!

You: That I hate her guts and I wish she had died first! (shoots self)

Stranger: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: i'm-i'm.....alone, GODDAMN ZOMBIES!!!

Stranger: i'll never forget you friend.... this queen zombie is going to fucking pay if its the last thing I do

Stranger: I-I promise!

You: Alright, man, this was awesome. Stay cool, motherfuckah.

You: See ya on that flipside

Stranger: this was pretty awesome

Stranger: thanks amigo

You: No prob

Stranger: make love to the night mothafuckah

You: Lmfao

You have disconnected.