#omfg5h

[karlaswerved]

ANOTHER FUNNY STORY TODAY A DUCK FLEW INTO MY CHEM CLASS

omg I chuckled

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omfg5h replied to your post: Ok so here’s my video thanking you guy...

I’m not supposed to be on tumblr and i fear that this will make me laugh what do i do

omg you wont laugh trust me baby im so not funny

[karlaswerved]

Top five favorite people from tumblr and three favorite things about them?

Hmmmm nice ok but this is hard bc I love so many people on here sigh

     1. Bergen (icallhercamz)

I love that she’s my girlfriend, I love the way she kisses me and I love the fact that she somehow still loves me after all the shit I’ve pulled

     2. Mary (omfg5h)

I love that she is willing to put everyone’s happiness before her own, I love how committed she is to her friends and I love that I get to call her my best friend

     3. Rae (jaureguiinwhite)

I love that we have literally been friends for over a year now, I love that I know I can always go to her no matter what and she’ll love me and I love that she used to send me enough Canadian candy to feed a family of 25

     4. Nic (nicnuggets)

I love that she is actually the most hysterical thing ever in person, I love that she legitimately cares so fucking much about everyone and I love that we’ve become so close because she’s such an amazing person

I’m leaving it at 4 only bc those are 4 obvious people but then there are tons more like Sam, Tash, Heather, Alex, Mel, Kels, Barbara, Sevde, Nicole, Caroline, Ash, Kiara, Clare, Caleb, Sarah like legit so many people on here are really important to me and I love them all a fucking lot

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omfg5h replied to your post “i really feel like making out real slow and sweet ya know like im...”

amanda for the 2nd time today i do not appreciate being slapped in the face with berganda feels

berganda who what huh

[ellensdegenerates]

what happened that demi got so pissed about omg

they were making jokes about her drinking something at the judges table. then saying it was annoying juice at the end

but its so fucked up since ppl thought they were implying she was drinking alcohol and she's a recovering alcoholic

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when i find myself in times of trouble mmmother mary comes to meee speaking wooords of wisdom...go to sleeep

[karlaswerved]

WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SCREEN SHOT IT AND POST IT

NO LIES YOU ARE A LIESER HA THAT LOOKS LIKE A GERMAN WORD