#omg bahaha

[divinegrump]

Y'all ever heard of a skate? Like the sea critter?

My partner said it looks like Cassandra from dtr who😂😂😂 and they're not wrong

[arielthelionhearted]

So sorry for people serving crab that one time

"It's all right. I suppose it might have been more prudent of me to have mentioned my aversion to certain seafood beforehand. Possibly before I got sick from distress. And ruined my dress."

[kyokyokat]

"What was that? I don't speak fool~" She grinned, teasing

"WHY YOU LITTLE- You better feel lucky you're a girl, or else I would have kicked your sissy ass by now!"

[1oik-blog]

IM TRYING NOT TO LAUGH BC MY MOM IS SLEEPING BUT I JUST PUT VAMPIRE WEEKEND'S FACES ON LAMPS WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH ME

[tony-soprano]

i threw my milk out so now i dip my cookies in shampoo!

[lee-rock-blog]

[florad0ra]

Dirk Strider: Prince of Heart

[titans-confessions]