#omg embarrassing

[sunknuckle]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Ron Stampler/Samantha Stampler Characters: Ron Stampler, Samantha Stampler Additional Tags: Cockwarming, Consensual Somnophilia, Ron has big wet eyes and cries during sex, they're so in love with each other though, no beta we die like Glenn Summary:

Ron wakes up in the middle of the night after a sexy dream, hard as a rock... but he's exhausted, too tired to do anything about that.

Samantha, his lovely, beautiful wife, offers help

[softerrsoftestt]

Just realized I never told you guys my name omg you guys must be like who is tsssss

My name Darby hai guyzzzzz I’m named after Darby crash!!!!!

[theresnothingformehere]

50000 likes!

[pigonaphone]

I have so many condoms and so little sex that I actually have some that are gonna expire soon

[diaphanouswings]

Brain Farts

Soooo... I just forgot the word umbrella for a hot second when I was talking to my coworker. To compensate, I called the umbrellas, rain mushrooms. Like how and why, brain? But mostly why? Why did you think “rain mushrooms” was an acceptable substitute phrase for umbrella?!

[catnip-artwork]

Havent/Not started on the show but daammmmmmmmmm this boy is FAB

i just realized i messed up his hand

[weird-syrup]

i miss your palm on mine; our fingers interlaced with those silly beads you wear awkwardly sitting between the warmth of our hands like a third wheel.

[justafangirlsblog]

this happened today

I was walking down the street and waved at an attractive guy. He looked at me like I had Ebola or something so I ran up to the girl a few feet behind him. At first she looked confused but immediately after she saw the guy she played along. Can you say Girl Code?