it’s hard thought hours with the triplets (bc i only have ideas for them rn WLWLSKA)
so somehow they got Reader away from the rest of the chain, either they got separated after going through a portal or they just ran away or something. Cal, Wild, and Sage are once again fighting over Reader and at this point Reader is just tired of the constant bickering. it’s not that they don’t like the attention, not at all, that’s actually really hot and ego boosting. but after weeks of hearing the same argument between the three Links it gets old real quick. so one day they just snap and orders them to figure it out amongst themselves or else (there’s no real threat behind those words, Reader is just putting some pressure to see what they’ll do)
the three just stare at Reader dumbfounded, not at all used to this side of their God(dess). but soon the shock melts into heat in their core. the three heroes glance between each other and know they have the same thought.
“let us compete to ravage you, love, and you can decide who’s the best of us”
none of them got any sleep that night and Reader had to be carried the next few days
(I just want the triplets to bend me like a lawn chair 😩)
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🐝anon you are FEEDING me-
Reader getting so fed up that they just...snap is so tantalizing. Like the embodiment of 'Walk him like a dog.' And when they tell them 'or else' the boys immediately start catastrophizing. It plays on all their trauma, whether Reader knows it or not, and forces them to make a decision.
So when they do? And it's turned right back around on Reader? UGH 😩😩
But obviously it can't be just a one time thing, oh no. That would put them at a disadvantage! How is it fair that Cal got to their God(dess)'s mouth first? How come Sage gets to toy and stretch them first huh? Why does Wild get to lick and suck at them first? How can they prove all of their strengths and weaknesses on one go around?
There would have to be multiple rounds of competition. Just to be sure of course. Can never be too thorough :)