#oncelerverse

[oncieharper]

I remember giving myself a haircut for the first time! (I thought it was cool at the time, but looking back...it probably wasn't all that great TBH 😅)

Mama was super cool about it too! However, she hid my scissors away right after and still won't tell me where they are to this day! 🤣

[oncieharper]

I started reminiscing on home and my mom earlier today, and Norman wanted to cheer me up! (๑>◡<๑)

So he bought me this cute little cactus!🌵

"Just a little something to remind you of home". He said with a warm smile. 😊

[oncieharper]

Norman and I were studying in the media center as per usual. However, today, we lost track of time and had to run back to the dorms through the chilly weather :>

He offered his jacket, but i knew he was cold, too! So we decided to huddle together to stay warm!

[oncieharper]

Welp I tried selling my thneed in my school's courtyard today and...

I got tomatoed! 🍅 (╥‸╥)

Perhaps talking through a megaphone 📣 was too aggressive for the first sale

Hmmmm....maybe ill go for a more gentle approach, * Audible GASP* I should bring my GUITAR! 🎸 (๑>◡<๑)

I hope Greenville Community College is ready for a Thneedtastic Symphony from yours truly! >:3

[oncieharper]

Audrey: So, did you want the black knobs or the gold hoops?

Me: *internalized screaming*

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Audrey offered to peirce my ears, and I'm still paralyzed (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

[oncieharper]

This little kitty was outside my window, she so adorable! 🥰💕

I think I'm going to name her... biscuits!....that was the only name she would respond to, so Biscuits it is! 😅

(I wanted to name her Garfield)