#oncillaphoenix

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girl help i've drifted out to sea

Throw yourself overboard. Problem solved.

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🍇A dragon you like based on personality

let's go with... Weich :3c he's such a sweet guy! if he were an actual person i'd love to hang out with him! he's the kind of dragon that'll notice when you're feeling down and offer to make something to drink or a snack for you :>

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frank i am so sleepy what do i do

Go to sleep

If this fails, drink caffeine, preferably in combination with adderall

Give me more anons

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Quick what are your opinions on fish

Haha fish, fish, fish, hahahaha, fish, fish, fish, HAAA

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hi what did you mean by this

Nothing, really, I was just relistening to the SCP Foundation podcast and one of the stories featured a cave fish whose blood was red or blue depending on how much salt was in the water, and it occurred to me that this would be an interesting D&D magic item. Like, the cave fish is a grubby low-level wizard with a shop in his lair, and he convinces you to buy his blood by giving you little samples of it to test. He's kind of an asshole, which is why he got into the cave fish thing in the first place.

D&D creators would not approve of this.

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do you like. the mouse

I do not really know what a mouse is

(This is a lie)

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hello. I left your askbox open on my laptop apparently so here is an ask

Ohhh, another emotionally fraught period with my younger brother's music.

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can you tell me more hotel management tips for fandom

I mean, the only tip I have here is that you should read Atlas Shrugged, which is a novel by an author who didn't know what she was doing but discovered she had accidentally written a book that came to be read as a kind of oddly realistic allegory for, among other things, my personal experience