WE DIDN'T START THE SHIP WAR
A parody of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire
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Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk, Sasuke was a real jerk
South Park, Walter White, Supernatural
Ladybug and Chat Noir, Marco ending up with Star
Undertale, Overwatch, Not a straight guy in JOJO
Whiterose, Bumbleby, Death Note felt a bit gay to me
Dio Brando, DDLC, Homestuck which I’ve yet to read
DenjiPower, Chaggie, Veronica kills JD
BakuDeku, Tsuchako, Ouran High School Host Club
We didn't start the Ship War
They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing
We didn't start the Ship War
If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it
Harry Potter, Sulemio, Geto fighting Gojo
Korrasami, Bubbline, Pink goes good with green
Toxic Yaoi, Toxic Yuri, Duncan, Courtney
Bill Cipher Gravity Falls, Aira had Okarun’s Balls
Lapidot, Harlivy, Don’t look up the ending of Arc V
Polytrix, Lumity, the first gay character from Disney
Trans Rights, Shrek is Love, One Direction, Goncharov
Give Elsa a Girlfriend, Total Drama Island
We didn't start the Ship War
They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing
We didn't start the Ship War
If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it
Kingdom Hearts, She-Ra, Jax fries Ragatha
Spamton, Reigen, Afton is back again
Marshall Lee and Gumball, Hatsune Miku, Dragonball
Amity took Luz to grom, Deltarune Sans fucked you’re mom
Digital Circus, Keith and Lance, Sailor Moon, Blood Moon Ball Dance
Catradora, Zuko, Who ends up with Ichigo
Thirsting over Loki, Sonadow and Sonamy
Neon Genesis Evangelion, Stop Talking bout’ Vaporeon
We didn't start the Ship War
They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing
We didn't start the Ship War
If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it
Reylo, Tumblr Sexyman, DreamWasTaken
Dr. Who, Arcane, Another Hyperfixation
Youtuber Pedophilia, Tumblr Bronymania
Septiplier, 20 Gay Teen, Destiel just Killed the Queen
Rick and Morty Incest, Onceler Selfcest
Dashcon Ballpit, has the world all gone to shit
We didn't start the Ship War
They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing
We didn't start the Ship War
If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it
Rarijack, Under the sea Prom, Jessie fucked Ash Ketchum’s Mom
Moonknight, Sherlock, Stolitz, Blue Lock
Rachel and Ross are on and off again, too many girls with Spiderman
Cap fighting with Iron Man, Little Mac Samus Aran
“Shades of Gray”, Twilight, All For One, All Might
Archive of Our Own, Samwise and Frodo
Canon doesn’t matter at all, Paul Phoenix with Marshall Law
Luke with his sister in Star Wars, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the Ship War
They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing
We didn't start the Ship War
But when the Shows are Done
We will still ship on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on
We didn't start the Ship War
They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing
We didn't start the Ship War
If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it
We didn't start the Ship War
They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing
We didn't start the Ship War
If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it
We didn't start the Ship War
They are always fighting, Cannot stop dividing
We didn't start the Ship War
If we all would polyship, we’d all be done with it
