Dec 30, 2015
"Are you the science teacher?"
"Uhm, yes. Barry Allen"
"Lisa Snart"
Snart.
Lisa Snart.
Like Michael's dad -Leonard Snart. That's his last name. Is she his wife?
The records say there is no mom. Wait, sure there is one but there wasn't supposed to be a -wife. As far as Barry knows, Leonard Snart is a tall, gorgeous single parent with the most beautiful blue eyes -who is single. He was sure there wasn't even a girlfriend, but is not like he can ask Michael if his dad is unattached and maybe sexually ambiguous.
He's having a minor mental breakdown (heartbreak) until the suppossed-to-be-wife smirks, taunting. Like she knows what he's thinking.
And maybe she does because the next thing she says is "I'm Michael's aunt"
Oh.