#onhomeice

[connorcarrick5-archive]

imagine being an adult and sending this to a minor, and thinking that you’re in the right...

The only person who’s moral obligation it is to call me out for shit is my parents and my friends. You’re neither. 

this person broke the entire leaf’s groupchat trust, including mine, and then sent this to me. 

She was in a groupchat that was supposed to be a place away from the other leafs group chat without those members, and now look what they’ve done to us. We haven’t done anything to them in months, and yet they continue to act like children. Please be aware of these toxic, and awful people. 

We’ve grown up, why don’t you.

@theoneandonlyzoe

[kailere]

@onhomeice replied to your post “tell me the pros n cons of dating white boy mitch marner”

Okay but wait he's Canadian there's no way he wears his shoes inside the house

i have witnessed white canadian families who wear shoes indoors with my own two eyes i don’t know where you’re getting these #alternative facts erin

[tenminutemisconduct]

in which @onhomeice summarizes the nhl

[brandoncarlo]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You got michael matheson from the florida panthers. you may know him because of his hockey super star girlfriend Emily Pfalzer. So this is like you’re in with both of them. 

[alex-mahone-archive]

get ready ! sid, leon, olli maatta, brad marchand, dylan strome, annnnddd uhhh claude giroux. do you have regrets

do the sexy love™ with - i would be ok with either crosby or draisaitl here but uhhhhh……..hmmm. decisions. i guess i’m gonna go with draisaitl bc i’m putting crosby below. i think this is a win-win situation

sacrifice myself for - as with above, crosby and draisaitl would both go. crosby is my everything tho and i’m .01% more likely to die for him so yes

kick - strome but gently. he’s a child. [ignores the fact he is older than me] a gentle tap with the foot.

take to prom - mmm i’m gonna go with maatta. he is so soft and cute and weirdly not small even tho he looks like a child. i think he would have fun and i would have fun too even if everyone is like “why are u here with a child”

abandon in jurassic park - tbh my first instinct was marchand. i feel like he would have a weirdly fun time picking fights with some of the dinosaurs??? he’ll prob make it

push off a bridge - i guess giroux. he seems like a p good dude but he’s older than strome and i would feel bad for pushing strome off a bridge so sorry giroux. maybe i’ll put a giant grilled cheese under him to cushion his fall

this was kind of difficult but also entertaining. mostly bc i’m imagining marchand antagonizing dinosaurs

[judesstfrancis]

@onhomeice leaves the funniest tags and is deadass one of the nicest bloggers on hockey tumblr!!

@onhomeice​

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[kailere]

@onhomeice replied to your post “remember jack’s scooter”

how could i ever forget #iconic

MAKIN’ MY WAY DOWNTOWN

[brandoncarlo]

hey stevie do you think matt does that thing that dad's do where when he and mitchy are walking around he puts his hand on the back of mitchy's neck to like guide him ?

either that or he puts his hand on mitch’s lower back. like mitch is the snuggly one but let’s not pretend matt doesn’t touch him. and mitch like when he snuggles it’s kind of...like of course mitch is snuggling this guy it’s mitch. but matt touches with a purpose. and everyone but mitch seems to notice.