#ooc dnd

[badlydrawn-oocdnd]

[ID: Four panel comic. Dialogue is between Ryskven, a half orc, and Korrin, the dragonborn, and is taken from this post.

anon/ryskven asked: the formality that i use for tumblr shitposters is on a higher level than what i use for doctors. somehow you get to be called “sir” and my pediatrician gets to be called “dude“

pukicho/korrin: That’s because all Doctors do is heal wounds and sickness.

the-halfling-prince/ryskven: And what do you do???

pukicho/korrin [clenching fist triumphantly]: So so much]

(drawn by da dm)

[steriotypicaloutlaw]

"I was promised TITTIES!!!!"

- Our cleric

[plut00nline]

🅱️lease accept some of our dnd quotes

[podcastsoutyourass]

OOC d&d fo tonite

[oocgreetingsadventurers]

I have a hard time understanding you because you're purple.

Zird

[justashel]

DM: It's to the north east

Warlock player: That's north west

DM: How could you say something so controversial yet so brave

Rogue player: I know how we can fix this! It's weast!

Everyone: LAUGHS

DM: No it's south north!

Cleric player: Snorth!

Warlock player: Wouldn't south north technically also be west east!!!????

Rogue player: SNORTHWEAST!

Warlock player: THE CENTER OF THE PLANET

[smilingdm]

I'm gonna die with a dick in me

Kitsune Wizard

[blinkyxx]

“I’m gonna say that pulling it out counts as an action”