WHOEVER MADE THAT GODFORSAKEN "A DEAL W A DEMON" BEETLEJUICE FIC NEEDS TO UPDATE RN (no pressure) BECAUSE HOLY FUCK
The world building is... like... top fucking notch. I'm not even being exaggeratey I'm LITERALLY OBSESSED.
the premise is, you are a fem!witch (which usually i read gn or male fics, but holy fuckballs) who bought a spellbook that regular non magicky people thought was a halloween decoration, and you accidentally summon beetlejuice, who in this world is a sex demon
yes it's smut. but listen
the first deal you two make is if you two fuck, he can go out into the world for, i think it's like 3 days or smth, details don't matter, idfc
so you fuck, obviously
you end up driving past a shop that says his name three times on the front fucking window, so you check it out
it's a motherfucking sex shop i kid you not
so you go back home and summon him again, and you figure out an agreement- you take care of the marketing part of his company so the head witch cover thing doesn't find out you summoned a demon bc that's illegal, and he does his thing and doesn't rat you out.
basically it's amazing and the dialogue is so funny and i legit laugh out loud at some parts and i'm constantly kicking my feet and giggling bc it's so silly
also it's musical!juice coded, i think it is legitimately meant for the musical fans
ANYWAY GO CHECK IT OUT
creds to @somedaylazysomeday for the fic
MINORS DNI PLEASE