#oops not watt

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*Everyone is standing around the broken lighter*

Henry: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Seth: ...I did. I broke it.

Henry: No. No you didn't. Scotty?

Scotty: Don't look at me. Look at Kirin.

Kirin: What?! I didn't break it.

Scotty: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Kirin: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Scotty: Suspicious.

Kirin: No, it's not!

Bo: If it matters, probably not, but Ivan was the last one to use it.

Ivan: Liar! I don't even use that crap!

Bo: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the fire earlier?

Ivan: I use the sticks to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bo!

Seth: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Henry.

Henry: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Josh: Henry... Rafe's been awfully quiet.

Raf: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Henry, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I snapped it.

Henry: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Henry: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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thoughts on the wild boys after just one episode (spoilers for s2 ep1):

Raf: needs a big fat hug from someone and he is clearly struggling with who he is / who he’s become because the personality change was straight vicious 

Seth: like super duper nice to the point where i’m starting to wonder where the personality flaw is bc they all have something so... *eyebrow raise*

Ivan: maybe my favorite guy as if rn bc i thought he was gonna be a copy and paste of fatin but he’s sassy but sweet so idk how those things combine but it works so well

Josh: oh poor kid. he’s giving off eddie from IT and i’m here for it bc the amount of unhinged moments we could get from this kid is just amazing alone. he’s needs a hug the most i think

Henry: kind of the counterpart of nora (but def not the operative imo bc he is so  done with everyone) but really still gives off his own vibes and is great use of comedy well done writers

Bo: maybe my least favorite person? like maybe i like gretchen more than him bc he is ughhhh so annoying i hope he has some sort of redeeming quality and some kind of character arc where he toughens up a bit? just like a whole 360 hopefully

Scotty: he talks a looooooot and there’s a part of me that finds him kind of annoying but at the same time ik that’s bc he reminds me of my adhd ass and i really hope that he turns out okay bc he is me and me is him :)

Kirin: i don’t like him but at least he is adding to the plot line and he def is going to lose his macho man status, hopefully fairly quickly. maybe someone will replace him but he needs to be dethroned and fast as fuck

Devon: slay for standing up to your ass mom bc she is the worst but also like what the hell did you do to kill someone man?? why are your family genetics so horrible and murderous?? 

well, we’ll see where we end up :)

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so what i’ve gathered from the wilds season 2 thus far is that gretchen needs to get fucking murdered or something i loath this lady

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*Everyone is standing around the broken lighter*

Dot: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Martha: ...I did. I broke it.

Dot: No. No you didn't. Leah?

Leah: Don't look at me. Look at Shelby.

Shelby: What?! I didn't break it.

Leah: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Shelby: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Leah: Suspicious.

Shelby: No, it's not!

Rachel: If it matters, probably not, but Toni was the last one to use it.

Toni: Liar! I don't even use that crap!

Rachel: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the fire earlier?

Toni: I use the sticks to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rachel!

Martha: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dot.

Dot: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Nora: Dot... Fatin's been awfully quiet.

Fatin: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Dot, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I snapped it.

Dot: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Dot:

Dot: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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okay. i’ve been putting this off for a while bc of school and shit, but i’m going to read red, white, and royal blue since everyone everywhere loves it

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leah rilke marry me

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have you ever looked at a school assignment and just thought: 

what the fawk