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[murdxrxfcrxws]

" I've been informed I have, a rather fat ass. and it looks nice in a skirt.. "

[gabriehle]

half——curled   on   a   sofa,       wine   glass   in   hand. 

[all-fleshed-out]

She’s holding out her candy bucket , but........................ she forgot her lines. 

[gogogobarry]

“Diamond Clan this, Pearl Clan that...I’ve got rare items in my hat! C’mon everybody, it’s a limited time Gingko Guild special! There’s an item here with your name on it...!”

Barry’s loud voice rings across the village, the young salesman strutting down the windswept avenue. In his hand, he clutches an upside-down, bright pink bowler hat, filled to the brim with evolutionary stones, hard-to-get ingredients, and even an elusive Up-Grade. As the villagers peek out from their homes, Barry waves the hat enticingly, proudly showing off the rare wares for sale.

“You still need to pay me back for that hat,” Anthe calls out wearily as Barry passes by her shop, but the blond simply flashes her a guilty smile for now. It’s not a problem...once he’s sold every item on him, he’ll be able to pay the clothier back and then some! 

Yup, “borrowing” the flashy bowler hat was definitely a genius sales tactic and a wise business decision. Ginter would be so proud!

[son-of-lylat]

[ ✪ ] “ It's so hot. ”

[all-archived-out]

                              Reasons your 4 year old is crying, you wouldn’t let her stick her finger in the electrical outlet. 

[stillewijsheid]

How much beer is... too much beer?