the only valid weapon is the default blaster, change my mind. Brellas are acceptable but your on thin fucking ice
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the only valid weapon is the default blaster, change my mind. Brellas are acceptable but your on thin fucking ice
You CLEARLY do not have a neutral stance. Give us the tea. Lay it on us. Bagel discourse is a two-way street, pal!!
if you fucking eat your bagels untoasted, cold, sad, fucking chewy and soggy and shitty you are dead to me. fuck you.
people who dont put spreads (butter, jelly/jam, honey, fucking MUSTARD, smoked salmon, WHATEVER) on their bagels when not in a sandwich? go fuck yourself. shove your sad lonely bland-ass bagel up your ass. who do you think you are? what are you, too good for spreads? wanna eat your sad lonely fucking bagel by itself? fuck you.
FURTHERMORE if you dont cut your damn bagel in half you can choke. you cant fucking toast it. WHILE WE ARE ON THAT SUBJECT the fucking mobius bagel? this shit? FUCK you. FUCK you. i dont care WHO you are or WHAT you do if you ever even fucking CONSIDER eating a goddamn bagel like that i HATE you. DISGUSTING.