"Hey Alm, my dad fought for world peace and tried stop a moron who wanted to start a continental war to become King of the World, and my not father in law who lost his mind and wanted to swarm Elibe with dragons only to kill them and steal their lifeforce! What about yours?"
"Mine started a war, broke a holy covenant that meant eldritch zombies/abomination now roamed around the land on top of the thousands of dead people his war caused, but apparentaly he had to start a war, thus break peace, to bring true piss by killing a crazed dragon he couldn't, somehow kill with the anti dragon sword he had in his basement because blue people scared him, so instead he caught and killed that dragon's sister. And let the crazed dragon become even more crazy."
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"Oh, and contrary to yours, he was a trash husband to, since after my birth and after spiriting me away to the land of his heated enemies he planned to war against in 15 years, he threw my mother away from his castle and relocated her in an area near a crazed sorceress with only a few knights to ensure her protection, leaving her alone all that time. I only meet her in a drama CD."
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"And did I tell you how my Father basically made sure my cousin would hate me and also how he made me a parricide?"
B-But RuDy wanted PeAcE!