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Wake up babes new copypasta dropped
(imagine that it doesn’t take place in the 1940s k thank u)
I have the headcanon that young Walter forced Alucard to play video games with him so Walter could beat Alucard and feel superior (it always results in a fist fight)
“they had gotten my hopes up with the fire but no it was just some stupid disney kid” listen...pal buddy...u dont have to like sora but sakurai himself said it: he won the ballot
that’s 6 years in the making
he was gonna get in no matter what bc thats what sakurai set out to do
shadow robotz... hmm
Heard some drama about New Horizons possibly having “in game purchases.” IDK if people are freaking out about it yet, but fortunately! Nintendo doesn’t have a track record for adding microtransactions in its main games. (Mobile games are another issue, they are all daylight robbery and need to be corralled but that’s beside the point.) If it’s not about the Nintendo Online feature, it’ll probably be DLC.
And DLC isn’t a bad thing. At least, it doesn’t have to be.
As far as Nintendo’s main games go, the pass for Smash is great, and Pokemon Sw/Sh looks amazing. They’re reasonably priced ($20-$30, especially if you compare them to mobile games...) You can even buy Smash fighters individually if you don’t want the whole pack. And if you don’t want to buy the expansions for Sw/Sh then we’re getting a free update and you can trade to get the newly added Pokemon anyway.
I used to be the type to get angry over DLC, so I understand what it feels like, but by now I feel like there’s no reason to get upset over it. It’s just a game. Don’t buy it if you don’t want it. My point is, if New Horizons does end up having DLC, it’ll probably be awesome--but the game will be awesome without it, too. (Unlike the Sims 4...)
Personally, I’m probably going to be knee-deep in New Horizons after it comes out and probably buy any DLC as fast as I ordered the Sw/Sh pass...
Its not that its uncouth to pick up some other persons crown after you kill them - its that its embarrassing and desperate