Má'ja rates Star Trek - Enterprise episodes (based on very weird criteria)
First off: We had cheese as a snack while watching, so that was a big plus. I also love watching things while snuggling with the multiverse.
Episode 1 and 2: There was sadly not much food involved. I liked the Suliban because they sometimes seem to have no bones, just like me 🪼
Episode 3: I wonder if they fed that slug some cheese or chocolate if it would have been more talkative... The dead aliens were scary...
Episode 4: There was cheese! Cheddar cheese! I want it too! The planet had a pretty blue sky. Also some people were getting really paranoid. I still don't understand what happened to the rock people... I like T'Pol saying not to eat animals, but why not enjoy tasty pancakes instead of boring Plomeek broth?
Episode 5: They have sweet food growing on the walls? I want to be on this spaceship! And maybe try the weird cubes, those look like they might be tasty. If I was Trip, I would eat as much as he did that episode all the time.
Episode 6: Bäh! They eat dead raw animal! This doesn't seem good at all!
Still looking for a chocolate tree. There must be one out there in the universe!
