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Caleb Moen (submitted by Chase Campbell oregoncoffeechocolate.tumblr.com) 2/6/13, approximately 7:00 p.m.
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Caleb Moen (submitted by Chase Campbell oregoncoffeechocolate.tumblr.com) 2/6/13, approximately 7:00 p.m.
IMPORTANT LINGUISTIC DISCOVERY
AUFGEPIMPT IS A WORD IN GERMAN
IT MEANS PIMPED OUT
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also confusing and terrifying.
Chase
My dear friend
Chase has the most anal-retentive and passive-aggressive roommate in the history of living with people. Chase himself is pretty damn clean and tidy and whatnot, but his roommate couples that with being very stereotypically German, so it's sort of like if someone took Chases's cleaning habits and fed them HGH for eight months.
It would be funny if one of my good friends didn't have to deal with passive-aggressive bullshit on a daily basis.