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"I'M GONNA FUCKING SHOOT UP A WALMART!!! ... in Minecraft." Mia @rxdixnt-gxrden
"... Are you fucking good?" he was scared to know the minecraft. He told her Pop'n Music was hard.
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"I'M GONNA FUCKING SHOOT UP A WALMART!!! ... in Minecraft." Mia @rxdixnt-gxrden
"... Are you fucking good?" he was scared to know the minecraft. He told her Pop'n Music was hard.
Good (Lewd) End
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Roto Leak!
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🔎: last 5 search queries
🎶: last played song
⏯️: last watched video
non-themed ask meme (bars, yo)
1: What would you want your last "selfie" to look like?
2: You can save one item from a fire. No pet or person. What is it & why?
3: What do you want to contribute to the world, however small or big?
4: What about yourself do you hate admitting to?
5: What is your most prominent virtue?
6: In 50 years, what would you like to see different in the world?
7: In 25 years, what would you like to see different in yourself?
8: What is your biggest battle scar?
9: If you could only fight for one belief, what would it be & why?
10: What is your most controversial opinion and how did you develop it?
11: How do you lash out?
12: What's something in you that is part of the place that raised you?
13: If you were invincible, what would you do first?
14: What is the best thing about the times we are living in?
15: And the worst?
16: Describe a favorite memory of yours.
17: When is the last time you hurt someone intentionally?
18: What most often keeps you up at night?
19: What is your biggest regret?
20: What is your biggest success so far?
21: What do you look for in a friend?
22: What is the best thing someone has ever done for you?
23: What is something you want from someone right now?
24: What name would you pick for yourself?
25: What one thing would you do differently if you could do life over?
26: What would your ideal home look like?
27: Do you believe in karma?
28: If you were to name a star, what would you name it?
29: What is your biggest wish in life?
30: What does personal fulfillment look like to you?
31: What did you want to be when you were five years old?
32: If you could have a tea party with a dead person, assuming they'd be alive during the tea party, who would you invite?
33: What is your most dominant vice?
34: Do you practice what you preach?
35: What are you most self conscious about?
36: What do you feel is a step to happiness?
37: What is/was your family like?
38: What's the most important lesson *everyone* should learn?
39: If you could be in anyone's head for a day, living or dead, whose head would you choose to be in?
40: Have you ever committed a crime?
41: If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?
42: If you could adopt any creature as a pet, real or not, what creature would you adopt?
43: What is a book that understands you?
44: A song that reaches you?
45: A movie that describes you?
46: What is your favorite thing about your favorite season?
47: Name one thing from your bucket list.
48: Where would you like to be when you die?
49: What kind of animal are you most like?
50: What do you do when you can't sleep?
Streamer Starters Because if You Won't Fucking do it THEN l WILL:
Pipkin Pippa Edition!
"I'M GONNA FUCKING SHOOT UP A WALMART!!! ... in Minecraft."
"Miata's are lame- SHUT UP! SHUT UP OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"DON'T YOU EVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT FUCKING MIATA OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
"What the? What the fuck did you do to the Miata? Put it back! Put it back! Undo that! Undo this right now!"
"CONVERT HIM! CONVERT HIM! CONVERT HIM! BECOME MIATA!
"How is it fucking bait, dude? How is it fucking bait?"
"USE YOUR FUCKING EYES! Look at it! Look at the fucking difference!"
*loud sniffing noises* "Ooooh I smell it! That's a fucking Android camera, holy shit! Oh dear God omegalol, you're POOR dude!"
"Well you see I put lubricant on my wishlist, thus implying I am homosexual."
"Fucking federal agents, fuck you, fuck the government."
"You can just fucking shove me overboard."
"No, don't use protection!"
"Why did you have a fake ID?"
"Because you were buying drugs with a fake ID."
"I'm an abusive lover, chat. I try to destroy what I love."
"Because, I can be trusted with power."
"So what's worse: moldy dishes, or piss bottles?
"[Name] STARTED THIS DEBATE AND I'M GONNA END IT!"
"Kill me, kill me, kill me. PUT YOUR FUCKING GUN IN MY MOUTH AND PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!!!"
"That just seems like so much work. Like, why? Why do that much work just to go out?"
"People who are saying that are waitresses that want a better tip and they're whores."
"IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS A FUCKING JOB, I'M GONNA THROW YOU OUT ON THE FUCKING STREET, GODDAMNIT! DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME???!!! DO YOU FUCK-ING HEAR ME???!!!"
I had fun with this one and for obvious reasons left the more edgey shit out.
Streamer Starters Because if You Won't Fucking do it THEN l WILL:
CaseOh Edition!
"[Name], you're built like my 83 year old grandma."
"Unless your 83 year old grandma is 6 foot 3 and ripped, no I'm not."
"Who just called me 'Captain Jack Spare No Food?"
"Today I weighed in at 122. Who said 122 SOLAR MASSES? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, BUDDY?"
"I'm sure you'll dive straight into the fridge."
"I haven't even been to the fridge today, Buddy, jokes on you- yeah I have."
*After receiving a book gift* "Controlling cholesterol for dummies-" *SLAMS BOOK DOWN*
"You just jealous cause you ain't got the pink heavyweight hoody! You just jealous!"
"If only my big, strong Chris Redfield was laying beside me in the bed right now, shirtless with a thong on, he would protect me."
"Shrimp alfredo?" *proceeds to choir sing awes*
"I wish that thing would have killed me. It would have been a better fate than this.
*After killing someone who tried to bribe their way into a white flag* "Nah, he tried to kill me."
"Bro is built like a 1x1 lego piece."
"WHAT EVEN IS A 1X1 LEGO PIECE?!"
"You're banned. Have a good night."
"I hear your oxygen tank? That's the ceiling fan."
"I am about to take all of my clothes off, run straight into the woods, get lost, and starve to death, and then they're gonna find my body three years later in the fetal position curled up in a tree trunk."
"If I were to literally go onto my 600lb life, I would literally have to gain 450lbs."
"You would have to lose weight to be on the show."
"I can't go to jail, my company's doing too good. I can't go to jail [Name]"
"32 Big Macs is only $127."
Lewd Monkey's Paw
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Stuckage
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