Luke Skywalker: The key to a good outlook is to always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness!😁👍 Mara Jade: ✅ Unnecessary negativity Mara Jade: ✅ Bitterness
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Luke Skywalker: The key to a good outlook is to always check yourself for unnecessary negativity and bitterness!😁👍 Mara Jade: ✅ Unnecessary negativity Mara Jade: ✅ Bitterness
As a man, I’m glad that the majority of gift suggestions cater to my alcoholism and love of smoking meats.
Logan
(Rooster is over at IceMav’s house)
Maverick: We’re getting a new coffee maker.
Rooster: How long have you had this one?
Maverick(shrugs): ‘Bout seven years.
Rooster: That’s not old. I have sheets older than that.
Iceman(smirks): Well, perhaps your bedsheets aren’t getting as much action as our coffee maker.
(Maverick spits out his coffee and nearly falls over laughing while Rooster goes beet red)
Tony: How is this BDSM?
Bucky: I'm restraining you, aren't I? This is bondage and domination.
Tony: No, this is snuggling.
Bucky: [holding Tony tighter] Shut up, snuggleslut.
Naruto: I accdientally drop a shuriken on Kakashi's foot and the only thing he said was "i am so sick of being alive"
Isabel and Penny, in unison: I wouldn't be the woman I am today without my dad. Isabel and Penny: (Derogatory)
Sokka: hi, I’m bi. I’m attracted to women because they are incredible and I’m attracted to men because I love making bad choices
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Why is the Dundonian military "fighting for our freedoms" all the way on the other side of the galaxy? How tf did our freedoms get over there?