#origoogles

[bofurgoogles]

Can @origoogles knit me a new pair of gloves

[origoogles]

Why do my brothers hate my boyfriend?

Do my brothers hate my boyfriend because he’s intimidating?

Do my brothers hate my boyfriend because he’s a warrior?

Do my brothers hate my boyfriend because he has tattoos?

Do my brothers hate my boyfriend because he sent one of them to jail? 

[origoogles]

How to make sure @balingoogles and @dorigoogles don’t find out that you actually kind of like that stew, even though you’re pretty sure it was made with elf-food

[origoogles]

How to knit muzzles for @filigoogles and @kiligoogles

How to knit muzzles that aren’t kinky

How to make someone shut up with wool in a non-kinky way

[origoogles]

What kind of toymaker is @bofurgoogles

Why do so many grown dwarves go to him for toys

Is there more than one kind of toymaker

Adult dwarf toys

Is it weird to ask your friend to make a toy for you

Delete search history

[origoogles]

Dwarf romance novels

Erotic dwarf romance novels

Erotic dwarf romance novels that aren’t badly written

How to convince @bilbogoogles​ to write you erotic dwarf romance

Delete search history

How to make sure no one ever sees my search history ever

[origoogles]

How to distract @dorigoogles so I can get into his laptop

Common password phrases

Did @dorigoogles have a pet

When was he born

Is his password “balin”

[origoogles]

Will I forever go down as a badass if I keep writing till these things kill m....