#orks 40k

[moociao-after-dark]

Orks are the best asexual representation in Warhammer 40k, because I am asexual and I do wish I was a giant green mushroom man who leads a WAAAGH! against anyone in the near vicinity because this is considered enrichment for my species.

[dakameme-again]

Orks. Orks. Orks. Base painted the model.

Recently washed it and will see what other details I can add.

I think the model could be considered finished but I will add more detail.

[fearlicitysstuff]

Am sitting on my floor doing wrapping. Someone is getting a Squig. I hate wrapping so much. Not enjoying this at all.

[da-meks-workshop]

So, Oy 'erd da Humies got a protokol or an orda for planatary destruktion called Exterminaytus or somefing. Sounds stoopid! Oy prefer da Ork version. DAKKAminaytus!

“Well ov zoggen corze yew dew! Da umiz ain’t no gud at maken killy fingz, dey alwayz get sumfing wrong. Dat bein said, oy ain’t a fan. Wotz da fun in killen a planet wifout even touchen down!?”

[thegodemperorsmycopilot]

[pionneers-lm]

I have more lore for my WH40k orks

And I've got to tell someone and so Tumblr will have to do

So you know how orks use Roks ? Spaceships made from hollowed out asteroids...but they can only land once.

Mekboss Tannaruk ead splitaah didn't like this....he wanted to be able to take his favourite spaceship with him everywhere so he had a cunning plan.

"weze juzt got to make it so dat, da rok can lands and takes off again"

He invented

Da Bouncin Basha

It's an ork rok about 10km in Diameter weighing 2.5 trillion tons coverd in armour and bristling with guns (pretty standard so far )....but with a special feature

A gigantic nuclear pogo stick

The giant pogo stick has a hollow divot in the base of the foot from which a nuclear bomb is dispensed and then detonated at point blanc range. The giant springs of the pogo stick absorb the shock and da Bouncin Basha is launched Into the air.

It leaps across the planet, with each mighty bound leaving a crater miles wide and crushing all who oppose it and when Tannaruk wants to move on they simply jump back into space

[mootmead]

Hobby journal : she's done ! Yeah, finally !

[jim-the-trash-king]

Gonna just start randomly posting lore regarding my ork models

Bomstikka (and Poppa)

Bomstikka is the second oldest of the Stormboyz mob, which is surprising because he refuses to fight people with actual weapons, only ever using grenades, with this strategy he has served loyally with Da Drifta’s hoard. Poppa is Bomstikka’s right hand grot, being treated well for his service to Bomstikka, anyone who wants to mess with Poppa needs to face the mad bomber himself.