#orphaned fics

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Hi there my lovely. I have also asked this question of the lovely Swissmiss. You both do such a lot for the fandom. I had a fic bookmarked but it’s been deleted. I’m fairly sure it was by Sideris and in it John hit (consensually) Sherlock with a crop. There was mixed messages as John thought Sherlock wanted him to and Sherlock (whilst he agreed to it) thought it was what John wanted. It had a happy ending as they talked it through. Do you or any of your lovelies have a link to this on Wayback?

Anonymous asked: I sent an ask a couple of hours ago to you and Swissmiss looking for a fic. She has found it for me. It’s called The Upper Hand. Was by Sideris but is now orphaned though still on AO3. It’s very old but a funny, quirky little fic that I always thought really in character.

Hey Nonny!

I'm so sorry I got to this too late, but I'm glad that Swissy found it for you <3

Here's the fic for anyone interested:

The Upper Hand by orphan_account (E, 5,922 w., 1 Ch. || First Time, Kissing, Angst, Riding Crop) – Two silly buggers and a riding crop. What can possibly go wrong? With added ice cream. [TRANSLATIONS: 中文-普通话 國語]

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Cheers!

[christinesficrecs]

Rare Books and Special Collections | 15.2K | Explicit

In which Derek is a grumpy omega writer, and Stiles is an annoyingly attractive alpha special collections librarian.

Let's Talk About Sex! | 7.2K | Explicit

In which Stiles works at the Student Sexual Health Center and Derek uses sex questions as an excuse to talk to him.

Bite Down Hard | 25.7K | Explicit

In which Secret Service Agent Derek Hale accidentally gets bonded to First Son Stiles Stilinski. Oops.

Midnight Wolf vs Abominable Snowman! | 20.4K

Derek almost makes the mistake of saying, It’s not fanart, but he manages to catch himself, biting his tongue. This stranger, who’s already identified himself as at least a casual fan of Midnight Wolf, doesn’t need to know that he actually is the artist and author, not just another fan.

Red Light's Already Off | 3.3K

Stiles isn't a hooker. He just plays one on TV.

How to Pretend You're Not a Virgin and Other Sordid Tales | 5.3K

In which Stiles is a bestselling erotica novelist and Lydia makes him attend a convention to promote his upcoming book.

All You Ever Needed to Know About Knotting | 4.7K | Explicit

In which Stiles writes an advice column about knotting and Derek is smitten. Also they're neighbors.

Hemingway Can Suck It | 10K

In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.

Misinterpret Me Like Lolita | 10.9K

“You don’t even know the course name?” Derek growls after the guy blushes and stutters out an answer, because, Jesus, he thought the university had standards.

And it sounds like the course the guy is describing is his. Isn’t it just his lucky day? No breakfast and another student who doesn’t give a shit about the course material.

This class is going to be hell – he’s calling it now.

Leave the Black Light | 1.8K | Explicit

“We shouldn’t,” Derek protests, although the way he grips Stiles’ hips a little too tightly betrays what he really wants. “There’s another class in here in less than half an hour.”

“Then I guess we’ll have to be quick,” Stiles says, unconcerned. “Good thing I came prepared.”

You're Drowning (No I'm Not!) | 6.5K

In which Derek is a lifeguard and Stiles goes to the pool way too often.

French Silk Pie, Baby | 2.6K

"See, your angel of a sister - " Derek scoffs. Cora hasn’t been an angel since she was five months old. " - agreed to date me, because my visa is about to expire and - "

"I’d have to marry you for that, dumbass," Cora butts in, rolling her eyes.

"Are you saying you wouldn’t marry me to keep me in the country?" Stiles asks, sounding mildly offended.

"Hell no," Cora snorts, earning her a wounded look from Stiles.

Derek Watches Rom Coms (Pass It On) | 2.4K

“Are you watching The Princess Bride?”

Derek stares at Stiles, wide eyed, trying to find a plausible excuse to get himself out of this mess.

“Dude, I love this movie!” Stiles announces, plopping himself down on the other side of the couch.

What.

Say It With Me (Don't Assume) | 11.5K | Explicit

Derek knows way too much about how omega heat suppressants work now, after having been partnered with Stiles for as long as he has. They’re probably his favorite thing to bitch about whenever they’re stuck on a stakeout. Of course, omegas on the force aren’t required to take them. Derek’s never really understood why Stiles does, if he hates them so much, especially –

– especially because he’s bonded.

A Little Agony | 40.7K | Explicit

“There is one way we could do it,” Derek finally says, making both Stiles and Lydia perk up, looking at him expectantly.

Blame the Pierogi | 1.6K | Explicit

In which Claudia and Laura have competing pizza restaurants and Stiles and Derek are sent to steal each others' secret recipes.

Wrong Numbers Are Mental Health Hazards | 2.3K | Mature

The problem with Stiles’ phone is that, in his contacts, “Derek” is listed right under “Danny.” Meaning that sometimes things go to the wrong person.

Things like sexts.

Never Accept Gifts From An Arsonist | 2.5K | Mature

“I mean, dude, the fire alarm’s going off and you stroll out of the building reading – what is that? Balto?” Hot Neighbor Guy continues, flailing a little as he gestures to the book in Derek’s hand. “This is not a middle school fire drill!”

“You’re new here,” is Derek’s highly intelligent answer.

The Way to My Heart (French Insults) | 10.4K 

In which Derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns.

[klaineccfanficlibrary]

Do you know anything about the author of "i tried to write it down, but i could never find a pen"? I'm worried because their Ao3 user doesn't exist anymore :/

It’s a real shame that KHlove065 disappeared. I do know that they had abandoned "i tried to write it down, but i could never find a pen" because things going on in their life (they mentioned it in the author notes). - HKVoyage

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KHlove065 has left their fics but orphaned them. I did a search for KHlove065 and Klaine and found some.  ~Lynne

The Love We Deserve

Kurt helps Blaine finally let go of his past mistakes and learn to love himself.

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Blackbird, Fly

ep 2x16 "Original Songs"

The day Blaine realized he was in love with Kurt started off like any normal day. (Basically everything Blaine was feeling leading up to and during Kurt's performance of Blackbird)

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Love Above Everything Else

Missing scene from ep 5x06 "Movin' Out"

When Blaine comes to New York for the weekend to audition for NYADA, he notices that something is different about Kurt.

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The Love We Deserve

Kurt helps Blaine finally let go of his past mistakes and learn to love himself.

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Lucky To Have You

An unfortunate trip to a straight strip club with some colleagues reminds Blaine just how attracted he is to his husband. Short drabble, Porn without much plot.

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XOXO, Blaine

Kurt comes home after a long, cold, and tiring day to find a message from Blaine with the perfect solution to all his problems.

[veryveryverytemporarily]

Just going to assume that’s a yes  😂 😂 😂 

So links to some of old conbert fics, definitely dubious quality, but they were fine fun days when possibilities felt pretty endless, I know, I know time distorts... 😂 

Con-flict 

Aaron hooks up with Connor at Bar West. Robert sees them together.

  Harrogate

Controversial dive into Robert and Connor's connection. Robert has gone on a trip to Harrogate, He meets Connor but will he be tempted to take their lunch date further? How does he feel when he meets Aaron later?

Favours

After the plea hearing Robert is devastated when he thinks that Aaron actually shot him after all. He seeks out some comfort in the way he knows best from a familiar face. 

Birthday Kiss  

No one seems particularly bothered about Robert's thirtieth birthday. He gets a voice message which takes him on a trip down memory lane remembering his twentieth birthday. How will his current birthday compare?

Making Contact

A version of what might have happened when Robert got in touch with Connor to set up the September scam against Lawrence. Robert and Connor have not seen each other in a long time so there's a lot to catch up on and inevitable tensions. An attempt to show more of Connor's POV.

[christinesficrecs]

Do you know who wrote Thirteen Years A Stranger? archiveofourown/works/2748044 I'd like to know if they wrote anything else because this is one of the cutest thing I've read. Thanks :)

Bless @wheredidhiseyebrowsgo 💜I found the author in one of their older posts.  So here are a few more fics I managed to link them to pre-orphan status.

Thirteen Years a Stranger | 105K | Explicit

Stiles is going to grow up with two of the most overprotective best friends of all time, Scott and Derek. How will they survive kindergarten through high school? Easy. With each other by their sides.

For the Love of the Game | 40.3K | Mature

The five times that Derek Hale was impressed at Stiles' parenting skills, and the one night that Stiles realized Derek was one hell of a parent himself.

Overcoming Me | 105.3K | Mature

Stiles and his parents have just moved to the small town of Beacon Hills after "the incident" at his last school. All he wants is his privacy, his self-respect, to forget about his ex, and for everyone to just leave him the hell alone. Though like with most things in his life, he never actually gets what he wants. Instead, he's got a circle of people who are WAY too interested in him, an overprotective meat-shield known as Derek Hale, and a school full of WEIRDOS. Just what he needed. MORE attention.

(Or the modernized version of beauty and the beast with a trans!ftm!Stiles, a cursed beacon hills, and Claudia Stilinski being the central parenting figure.)

Irreplaceable Sorrow, Irreplaceable Joy | 61.8K | Explicit

Derek Hale knows his life has been amazing. Blessed from the day he was born with an amazing pack, amazing friends, and amazing parents, each day is a new adventure to look forward to.

Especially when he comes to Beacon Hills, the town that will eventually be given to him as his territory.

Everything had gone so well, until he met "Genim "Stiles" McCall", a human with absolutely no emotion or feeling, the old Alpha's adopted son. Which, of course, out of everyone in the world, also had to be the mate that his wolf wanted. Great, just what he needs. A sourpuss fucking up his day.

(Or the one where Derek's life was daisies and rainbows and Stiles had the traumatic childhood.)

[line-up-the-chicks]

hate that feeling when you read a really good fic with a ton of potential only to discover its been orphaned

[darknessaroundus]

L and M, please!

Thank you!!!!

L. favourite fic of yours?

I go back and forth on this. I feel like it really depends on the day and what kind of mood I'm in. But I will say that the fic that has held my heart for the longest, and that is the biggest part of my life is A Grand Mistake.

That Betty and Jughead are different and specific to me in a fully realized way, while still being recognizable in terms of their canon counterparts. I know all sorts of things about their lives that will never be typed down or uploaded to Ao3. They feel like friends.

What is so strange about that the first two chapters of this series were the most work I'd ever put into a fic. They were so hard to write and a battle every step of the way. The first time someone mentioned a follow up was pretty early on, and I was like never (obviously I was the wrong one here). There are fics I wrote that had barely anyone commenting on them at the time (Total Dark Sublime stands out), and I had no problem writing them all out (and then some), but A Grand Mistake would not have gotten past the first chapter without commenting support, yet it's the one I return to again and again.

M. least favourite fic of yours? It goes back and forth. Everything I've orphaned (which is a lot now) is not my favorite or I felt like they wern't fully realized in the way my unorphaned fics are. It's not like all of these are bad fics, some of them I am genuinely fond of but I feel like they are very different from my normal style or too redundent with my other work. I'm also not super keen on this teen wolf fanfic I wrote.

[eidolon-azii]

orphaned fics

Sometimes I abandon fic ideas because I'm too lazy to write them.  I'll post them from time to time so that other writers can pick them up if they're so inclined.

Here's the first:

Tsukitachi stupidly buys Hirato a puppy for his birthday.  It's Akari who finds it in a large, holed box placed outside the captain's quarters.  Shenanigans ensue.