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!!Flashing warning esp towards the end!!!
You're down and you're pleading, my head is just reeling!
Commission for my beloved buddy @usamis-favorite that i turned into a speedpaint because of how many hiccups i had along the way >M< enjoy bestieeeeee :]
Check my main for comm info!!!
Just imagine Pip and Seras in a slightly more traditional scenario...
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Pip arrives at Seras's house to pick her up for their yes-she-agreed-to-it date, a bouquet of daisies in hand. Ever the confident Frenchman. Rings the doorbell. Alucard answers, cast in all black shadow, emanating evil scarlet energy, eyes glowing bloody orbs, "... may I help you." Not a question. A statement.
Pip's flowers give a collective tiny shriek before pulling petals into their blooms to implode in a mass floral suicide. Pip's confidence went with them. "I, uh... im here to... t-to take out... your daughter....pleasedonteatme Mr. VladSir..."
Alucard finally smiles and Pip wishes he hadnt. "Oh yes. That. I've been helping her get ready all evening."
Pip harbors the hope that this is Dadcard's approval, mustering a nervous smile. "Ain't that nice-! I'm sure she'll look great in whatever dear ol' really old dad picked out for her!"
"Waves of your blood-?"
"Huh????"
"-nothing. No, she can choose her own clothes."
"Then... how were you... helping... ... ..." Pip knows he shouldnt be asking. Confirmed when Alucard's smile broadens.
"Ive been going over old techniques with her. You know... patience in killing until out of public places... the many graceful angles from which to rip out a human throat... body-hiding 101... ... nothing special. What every father teaches his offspring."
From somewhere, Pip's sense of humor woke up unaware of the danger, "Gee... no refreshers on impalement-?"
Alucard leaned through the doorway, smile getting bigger still. "Can you believe her mother beat me to that one earlier?" He threw his head back laughing at the humor. Pip couldnt even.
Enter Seras, unstopable ball of optimistic energy. After exchanges with her father, she latches onto Pip's arm, dragging him down the walk to his car. "Bye, dad~! Don't have too much fun without me! Seriously--remember last week when I went to the store...!"
"I wont, dear, your mother will be home any minute to keep me out of trouble and help me sharpen our skinning blades before you get home!" He winks at Pip. "Have her home before sunrise!" To Pip's eyes only Alucard mouths: "Or you wont ever see a sunrise again...!"
The last thing Pip sees is demonic Alucard waving them off very slowly, sporting his huge sharky grin.
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Whether you imagine Seras' mother as Integra or Anderson is up to you XD
When your zoning out results in Integra scolding Alucard then as she's walking away Alucard smiles after her, saying "my girlfriend is so cool."
Oh. Oh I'm grisping you so tightly.
Mimosas is the best one piece ship ever because there's literally no one else who deserves each other more. They've been through everything together and help each other through everything. It's so tooth rotting sweet in the best way possible. A delicious little treat you have to keep coming back to. The TF stuff is good too (stan terroflame)
Me right now. I never feel as loved as I do when I get one of your silly asks about my stupids.
As for you motherfucker 🫵 how does it feel to know your love for the scariest most dangerous rabbit I have ever seen shaped the way I view him forever. After months of madness I could no longer see him as a threat bc i was SO biased - that's not a war criminal that's my friend's boyfriend hi man what's the blood for :-) I fucking Love phantami they're so fucked up together and it's beautiful. You have a crazy military boyfriend who's the ammo to your gun and the keys to your cuffs.
also in every reaction shot where charming is looking at hook he's just totally making eyes at him as if attempting not to be distracted by how hot he is
"shut up hook or i'll kiss you in the face SHIT PUNCH I MEANT TO SAY PUNCH"
I probably did it for the vine
Just showed my dad a tumblr post and said "oh yeah au means alternate universe" and he said "no it doesn't it means gold"
*logs onto Facebook"..... *logs off of Facebook*
