I Just Can’t Wait to be King Parody: Kylo Ren Version
KEY: Kylo Ren, Luke Skywalker, Others
I'm gonna be strong with the force, so enemies beware!
I've never seen a kid your size
With quite so big a dream
I'm gonna be master Jedi
Like no Jedi before
I'm brushing up on lightsabers
I'm working with the force
Thus far a rather uninspiring thing
Oh, I just can't wait to now rule!
No one saying do this Now when I said that--
No one saying be there What I meant was--
No one saying stop that What you don't realize--
No one saying see here Now see here!
Free to run around all day That's definitely out--
Free to do it all my way!
I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart-to-heart
Jedis take advice
From those who listen for a start
If this is where the Jedis are now headed
Count me out
Out of service, out of teaching
I wouldn't hang about
This padwan is getting well out of hand
Oh, I just can't wait to now rule!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm--
Standing in the spotlight
Not yet
Let every creature watch out for their life
Let's hear the claps for new First Order rule
It's gonna be Kylo Ren’s finest tool
Oh, I just can't wait to now rule!
Oh, he just can't wait to rule you!
Oh, I just can't wait...
Just can't wait
To rule you!